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[polkaroo79]

First, the grilled cheese sandwich is truly an underrated sandwich. So simple, yet so wonderful, especially when dipped in ketchup. This is key. You can't put ketchup directly ON the bread while making it. You have to dip it into the ketchup after.

I think Space Jam may very well be the worst.movie.evar, as far as non-chickflicks go. Just horrible

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[southernwriter]

Hey Little Jim

My sister just sent this to me in an e-mail and since it is related to your post about men not hearing women, I thought I would pass it on to you. It was obviously written by a man and might explain a few things. You guys just don't understand us!

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to stop talking.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying "FUCK YOU!"

There. Does that help clear things up for you guys?

[salanth]

Ah, reminds me of this.

[polkaroo79]

Yeah, saw that before. Explained lots actually :)