Randomness
First, the grilled cheese sandwich is truly an underrated sandwich. So simple, yet so wonderful, especially when dipped in ketchup. This is key. You can't put ketchup directly ON the bread while making it. You have to dip it into the ketchup after.
I think Space Jam may very well be the worst.movie.evar, as far as non-chickflicks go. Just horrible.
Also, if a girl asks you to guess her age, the answer is never 27. Especially when she's 21. Note: I didn't do that. Momma didn't raise no foo.
So, onto the news:
Pizza billboard causes a stir
A decision is due to be made today whether a billboard labelling President Bush an 'evil bastard' is appropriate.
You'd think Tourism New Zealand would be behind this. I know I suddenly want to visit, if only to see this magnificant billboard.
Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find
Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said.
The Daily Mail, quoting findings published in the specialist magazine NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.
Who wants to bet that the researchers have all been accused multiple times of not listening to their wives?
Science: making life easier for men.
Man beaten with his own leg
He says she started beating him in the face and head several times with one of his spare prosthetic legs. He tried to get away, but says she followed him out the door, still hitting him with the leg.
I know it makes me a bad person, but this story just cracked me up. I mean beating a cripple is considered not good. Beating him with his own prosthetic is worse. But following the cripple around to inflict more punishment?
"She tried to kill me," Gale said. I've known her for years," he said, thinking that she is frustrated with their relationship. "Probably because I won't commit... I'm not sure."
Maybe he should refer to the link about not being able to listen and understand her.
I think Space Jam may very well be the worst.movie.evar, as far as non-chickflicks go. Just horrible.
Also, if a girl asks you to guess her age, the answer is never 27. Especially when she's 21. Note: I didn't do that. Momma didn't raise no foo.
So, onto the news:
Pizza billboard causes a stir
A decision is due to be made today whether a billboard labelling President Bush an 'evil bastard' is appropriate.
You'd think Tourism New Zealand would be behind this. I know I suddenly want to visit, if only to see this magnificant billboard.
Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find
Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said.
The Daily Mail, quoting findings published in the specialist magazine NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.
Who wants to bet that the researchers have all been accused multiple times of not listening to their wives?
Science: making life easier for men.
Man beaten with his own leg
He says she started beating him in the face and head several times with one of his spare prosthetic legs. He tried to get away, but says she followed him out the door, still hitting him with the leg.
I know it makes me a bad person, but this story just cracked me up. I mean beating a cripple is considered not good. Beating him with his own prosthetic is worse. But following the cripple around to inflict more punishment?
"She tried to kill me," Gale said. I've known her for years," he said, thinking that she is frustrated with their relationship. "Probably because I won't commit... I'm not sure."
Maybe he should refer to the link about not being able to listen and understand her.