【 十六 】ｔｈａｔ ｗｅ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｌｅａｖｅ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ

[politerudeness]

[ This is forward-dated to the 15th! For the past few days Japan would have been in stages 2, 3, and eventually getting to stage 4, today. Which is why he goes straight to the phones without even thinking. ]

...Everyone. This is Japan. I... have a few things I must say.... perhaps this is a bit late, but I did not feel compelled until now... [

Comments

[moemoetentacles]

...Tentacle...

[politerudeness]

Ah, by the way, Squid Girl-san. I often have inappropriate thoughts involving your tentacles when I see them.

[ he'll scream about this in a minute, just give him time to realize what he just said... ]

[moemoetentacles]

Inappropriate? Like what?

[politerudeness]

I would specify, but I cannot possibly...

[moemoetentacles]

Tell me!

[politerudeness]

It's something a child shouldn't know, and anyway Squid Girl-san wouldn't understand!

[moemoetentacles]

You can't just tell somebody something like that and then not talk about it!

[politerudeness]

Yes I can.

[moemoetentacles]

But that's not fair!

[politerudeness]

...I apologize, but in this case, it cannot be helped...

[moemoetentacles]

Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!