【 一 】 ｗｏｒｌｄ ｏｕｔｓｉｄｅ ｔｈｅ ｗｅｌｌ

[politerudeness]

[ So what does Japan do after waking up in this odd and unfamiliar room, with a woman he doesn't know sleeping next to him in a bed that is definitely not his? 1. blush profusely 2. do his best not to freak out 3. slooowly get out of bed and carefully, slowly, sneak out of the house on his tiptoes. ...Where he finds himself in a very unfamiliar and

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[thatsnotaknife]

... Jappa!

[politerudeness]

...Excuse me?

[thatsnotaknife]

G'day, mate, welcome back!

[politerudeness]

Ah... thank you, Australia-san. I suppose it would be somewhat appropriate to say that it is good to be back.

[thatsnotaknife]

Nah, it's fucked as all hell! But it's good to hear ya anyway! Does this mean Moto's back too? Are ya still married? Oi, oi, oi, are you from the future coz that'd be cool as and ya could tell me about how whaling was made illegal and how many kids do ya got I've just got the one shithead and Wy and then I 'member you and Moto didn't have any real ones but then you had all those weirdos in your garage so there's that and you alright then?

[politerudeness]

[ what. ]

[ w-what ]

...May I ask that you slow your speaking pace somewhat? It is a bit hard to keep up with, in my old age...

[thatsnotaknife]

I already forgot half of what I said.

[politerudeness]

Ah... well, then, to answer some of your questions, I do not know who this 'Moto' is, and no, I do not believe that I am from the future. ...I do not have children, and whaling is not illegal.