【 一 】 ｗｏｒｌｄ ｏｕｔｓｉｄｅ ｔｈｅ ｗｅｌｌ
[ So what does Japan do after waking up in this odd and unfamiliar room, with a woman he doesn't know sleeping next to him in a bed that is definitely not his? 1. blush profusely 2. do his best not to freak out 3. slooowly get out of bed and carefully, slowly, sneak out of the house on his tiptoes. ...Where he finds himself in a very unfamiliar and American-looking neighborhood. And after a few seconds of horrified looking around, he quietly and carefully sneaks back into the ho- oh wait, what was that? Guess who just accidentally knocked something over and probably woke everybody in the house up. Oops. Yeeeah he'll just... get to the phone as quickly as possible. ]
...America-san. This is Japan. My sincerest apologies, for it appears that I have found myself in your house. I can assure you that the intrusion was strictly unintentional and I intend to depart as soon as I have reached full understanding of my present situation. However, I confess that it is somewhat difficult to comprehend, and as such, if it would be possible to provide me with the slightest explanation, any available one would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
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Ah, um.... excuse me, hello? ... Is anyone there? America-san?
...America-san. This is Japan. My sincerest apologies, for it appears that I have found myself in your house. I can assure you that the intrusion was strictly unintentional and I intend to depart as soon as I have reached full understanding of my present situation. However, I confess that it is somewhat difficult to comprehend, and as such, if it would be possible to provide me with the slightest explanation, any available one would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
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Ah, um.... excuse me, hello? ... Is anyone there? America-san?