Nobody touch me.

Unless you'd like to see a particularly nice magic trick, that is.

[OOC; Permission to annoy the grumpy spirit granted! =D]

... Well. It's one of these days again, I see.

Look, I'll be more than happy to talk to you, as long as you don't scream... or hug me... or really touch me at all. Couldn't we just have a nice chat over some tea? That would be much easier.

This isn't going to work, is it?

... It's Venice. Why is the City suddenly Venice? I should know not to ask by now.

So, um, everyone having a good Valentine's Day?