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[policework]

In case you were wondering, no, no one that I'm aware of got blown up when the snake chic broke out of her cell. I was in a different building entirely. Safe and sound. My coffee didn't even to the Jurassic Park thing. Shrapnel free

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[ariselikefire]

At least you can be honest on these reports. No more smoothing things over.

[policework]

Though eventually the phrase "Lizard escapes. Eats civilians. Minor casualties. Possibly related to the flying psychic witch incident (Section 363)" looses its charm.

[ariselikefire]

See, I don't think that would ever get old.

[policework]

And there's the fundamental difference between us.

[ariselikefire]

A sense of humor?

[policework]

The unwillingness to sit back and watch Godzilla destroy Tokyo for kicks. Or at least fill out about twenty papers for it, goddamn.

[ariselikefire]

You have to learn to look on the bright side of things.

[policework]

'Cause that worked so well for Graham Chapman.

[ariselikefire]

He's not in the City, is he?

[policework]

Christ, I hope not. That'd be too weird.

[ariselikefire]

After the report you just complained about you think that' weird?

[policework]

I'd be more bothered by the knights who say ni than Godzilla, at this point, really. Congratulations on throughly jading me.

[ariselikefire]

Hey, don't look at me. I didn't bring you here.

[policework]

I think I was throughly jaded beforehand.

[ariselikefire]

Was it the vampires, the werewolves or the Egyptian Gods that did it?

[policework]

They might have something to do with it.