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[policework]

In case you were wondering, no, no one that I'm aware of got blown up when the snake chic broke out of her cell. I was in a different building entirely. Safe and sound. My coffee didn't even to the Jurassic Park thing. Shrapnel free

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[stokerwasahack]

Jurassic Park thing?

[policework]

You forget how to read, Fitzroy?

[stokerwasahack]

I'm marveling at your way with words, Detective.

[policework]

I thought you were supposed to be the writer, I'm flattered.

[not_alaska]

Amen to that.

[policework]

You like paperwork?

[not_alaska]

Hate it.

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[holymadonna]

Ah, so nobody... died during Ophelia's escape? What a relief.

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[policework]

So far as I heard, yeah. Don't count on me, though, I do cleanup when we don't know who the perp was.

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[holymadonna]

I see. That's a small relief, even if you don't have all the information. Thank you.

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[policework]

Any time, no problem.

[darkest0knight]

I figure if you ever get blown up, I'll hear about it from Victory.

[policework]

It's down to you to make sure my funeral is held during daylight hours.

[ariselikefire]

At least you can be honest on these reports. No more smoothing things over.

[policework]

Though eventually the phrase "Lizard escapes. Eats civilians. Minor casualties. Possibly related to the flying psychic witch incident (Section 363)" looses its charm.

[ariselikefire]

See, I don't think that would ever get old.

[policework]

And there's the fundamental difference between us.