{003} trzy - [ text ] || WIFE SWAP.

[poleaxed]

Okay, so, Denmark and I got into this big argument, right? He says that Norway is a better partner than Lithuania, which is totally untrue because Liet is way cooler, so we decided to settle it once and for all-- and, like, not by trial by combat, 'cause I can't be bothered. So, what's gonna happen is--

A ONE WEEK LONG WIFE-SWAP.If you're a total

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[rules_the_north]

Don't get B'lldandy 'nvolved.

And 'f L'thuania needs a break h' can visit m' and m' wife.

[poleaxed]

Your wife? You're, like, married?

[rules_the_north]

[Why did everyone start asking that question ever since he came here -.-]

Not t'chnically.

[poleaxed]

Well, is she hot?

[rules_the_north]

H' 's cute.

/went to edit it, but you posted Dx

[poleaxed]

... he?

/I have no patience and thought you were offline. Should work on it.

[rules_the_north]

[He never thought that Finland looked like a girl. He's cute but not in a girlish way and Sweden's seen him naked often enough to be pretty sure that he is male. And he doesn't look girlish if you don't know him that well... does he?

At least he's pretty sure about that.]

'f course.

don't worry about it! \o

[poleaxed]

-- like, wait. Are you talking about one of your dominions, or something?

[rules_the_north]

[But that is obvious, right? He's been calling Finland that for a pretty long time now. Well, maybe not infront of Poland, he isn't sure about that. Did he call him that in front of strangers? Or lets say, people that he never used to live with. And never wants to live with, at that.]

Y's.

[He doesn't even think that someone would consider the other two an option.]

[poleaxed]

[ poland has... a good idea of who he's talking about, but this is far too amusing just to leave. give him an inch, he'll take a mile. ]

Like, wow. I didn't know Latvia was your type.

[rules_the_north]

[Now you got poor Sweden really scandalized. The Latvia that he knows is a walking meter, after all, and he definitely isn't into that kind of hobby. Livonia is kind of cute, sure, but in a completely different way than Finland.]

L'tvia 's a kid.

[poleaxed]

I dunno.

You're pretty weird. It could be him.

[rules_the_north]

[He's not Spain not sure why you would think that. Your partner owned Livonie before he did, after all. Wait...]

L'thuania liked h'm th't way?

[There are things that he really really didn't really want to know but now you brought them up...]

[poleaxed]

Liet what?

[rules_the_north]

[Maybe you didn't hear him you're so far away down there. It's pretty loud around them, after all. He'll lean down to bring his head closer to yours.]

H' liked L'tvia th't way?

[poleaxed]

[ a brief pause as poland does a double-take. ]

You mean... like like?