Gordon Flavia, Fleeing Suspect, Allegedly Hides In Porta-Potty And Douses Himself With Waste In Wash

[polaris93]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/04/gordon-flavia-hides-in-porta-potty_n_918854.html

Gordon Flavia is accused of making a few bad decisions on Tuesday when he crashed his car into his neighbor's condo. But one of his ideas

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[brezhnev]

Did it not occur to him that dumping that on himself would give an even stronger scent? For the sake of posterity, the next time he finds a bucket of $#!+, he should submerge his head in it for ten minutes.

BTW, the mug shots at the bottom were hilarious!

[polaris93]

Did it not occur to him that dumping that on himself would give an even stronger scent? For the sake of posterity, the next time he finds a bucket of $#!+, he should submerge his head in it for ten minutes.

He's definitely working on a classic Darwin Award. Maybe he just needs a seeing-eye dung-beetle to help him navigate his way to it.

BTW, the mug shots at the bottom were hilarious!

I just love those. It shows there is hope -- somehow Mother Nature has built a real self-destruct mechanism into the epic failures of our species. A pity more of them don't trigger it properly, and early on enough in life to rid the world of the problem before it really gets started . . .