http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/04/gordon-flavia-hides-in-porta-potty_n_918854.html Gordon Flavia is accused of making a few bad decisions on Tuesday when he crashed his car into his neighbor's condo. But one of his ideas really stunk. In a failed attempt to mask his scent from cops on his trail, Flavia, 56, dumped a bucket of human waste on himself, according to The Daily News.