Translations: Super Alice Nine Channel July 16th (to end)
FINALLY i'm done with this. Lol so much procrastination in this >< The next episode i want to translate is the Super A9 channel on August 25th. Sorry I'm going to skip the Nao-birthday for now.(I'll get back to it after if no one has done it yet ._.) It's just that I like their talk in that Aug 25th episode :|
Alice Nine Super July 16th 2013
39:06 - end
T/N: ノシノシノシ [waving]
T: Okay i think that is over. Since this is live, there're no commercials to cut in.
T: (read) Shou-kun, do you now realize our twisted love for you? Let's move on to the next task: Vita-darts!
T/N: Darts??!
T: What? (read) The rules for this are very simple as well, throw darts at the board on the other side of the studio and upon accruing 100 points, you are cleared. Of course, for the sake of our beloved Shou-kun, you are welcome to throw as many times you need to reach 100 points. However, abiding by the settings of this program, for this task we will be placing your most wanted Vita in the middle of the darts board!
Sh: Why does it have to be this way?
T: Ah? lol This is odd. (read) Once again, thank you for your cooperation.
T: well then Shou-kun… He's supposed to get 100 points? Oh, a TOTAL of 100 points. Isn't that super lenient?!
N: Plus he can try any number of times.
T: He can try numerous times…oh he's now a little further behind. Looks like Shou-kun is ready for this.
T: 100 points…might be tough, since the Vita is hanging above the target board.
T/N: (skipped a line)
N: Plus if he tries to aim for the 100 points, he might end up hitting the Vita.
T: Certainly. Maybe it's better not to try aim for the 100 right away. Just 25 or something.
N: Especially since he has numerous tries. Go one hit at a time.
Sh: The Skytree person is rather amusing lol. Sounds like a commentator.
T: Thank you Nao-san. Okay, let's start this off with the whistle.
N: Alright, now start!
Sh: Okay. I had Dasoku-san teach me a little of darts before. [Dasoku = Shou's friend, a niconico utaite singer]
N: Oh, he came yesterday ne [their live i assume].
T: Ah, these are actual darts? Or are they the plastic tips ones? Oh that's dangerous.
Sh: This feels pretty far away.
T: It is quite a distance. It's a few times further than the usual darts range.
T: Ohh! it landed pretty low, maybe you could aim higher.
N: (skipped)
[the three mumbled about the way to throw the dart]
N: Did Dasoku lie? Did he teach something wrong? lol
Sh: This is not easy.
T: Oh, not bad.
N: Now we are pretty worried about the state of the Vita.
T: We sure do.
Sh: I'm quite nervous about it too. (throws) oh, it's completely off lol.
T: Ah yes a little in front might be better.
N: (skipped)
T/N: 10 points!
Sh: Still a long way to go.
T: But it's getting better
T: Though even from there it's still quite a stretch compared to the actual darts game.
T: Oh i think u did heat the region. 10 more points, and now you have 20 in total.
Sh: I'll do my best. Without hitting the Vita!
T: Ohh. close call!
Sh: If this landed on the Vita, it might get smashed.
T: If you land it right above the 100 points bullseye…Oh that might be a 25? 25. Now it's 45 in total. We're getting closer now.
T: (skipped)
T: that hit the 25 point. now totaled at 65.
Sh: Might be better to actually aim at the Vita.
T: another 25!
N: 105 points! Oh one more 25 to go?
Sh: Oh the vita…
T: If you aim for the Vita you actually get better results lol.
N: You have now cleared 100 points!
T: The Vita is left unharmed. This is a good result. What do you think Nao-san? In your commentary style.
N: Well, the Vita is unharmed. Human beings get stronger at the critical moment, just like how the Vita is at its critical moment here.
T: The vulnerable Vita lol.
Sh: What do you mean.
T: A result that goes beyond, in terms of spirit.
N: A tension that goes beyond.
(skipped)
T: There are still more tasks to go. And here comes the letter. Let's read it.
T: (read) Shou-kun, if our love for you is getting too much do let us know. But no matter, we will be completely indifferent. So let's move on to the next task!
T: (read) The next is: Vita Strike-Out!
T: (read) The rules are simple. All you have to do is throw a ball at the items on the table opposite you. Once all items are down, you are cleared for the task. Of course, for the sake of our beloved Shou-kun, feel free to try as many times as you wish. However, due to the settings of this game, we have placed the item you want the most among these items so good luck.
T: Well the items are not plastic bottles but random items. It's pretty stupid isn't it.
Sh: (Vita) will get damaged!
T: How about the ball? Ohh…
T: Again, a similar task, a ball is thrown. Shou-kun seemed so surprised he took off his mic. He had to adjust it.
Sh: I wasn't expecting it.
N: The ball for this, a baseball I guess?
T: Looks like a baseball indeed.
N: I used to play baseball. I'm getting excited. I'll feel like showing off. Plus I was a pitcher!
Sh: Pinch-hitter? Pitcher?
T: Anyway Shou-kun is now at the designated spot, Nao-san, the whistle.
Sh: Skytree-niisan
N: Start!
T: Will this Vita be safe?
(first throw)
T: Ohh, none has fallen but for some reason the Vita is taking the impact! A close one.
(second throw)
T+N: Nice throw!
N: It crossed the Vita!
Sh: Is that considered a 'strike-out'
T: Yes it's down.
(third throw)
Sh: Ah, it's difficult getting it fall off.
T: That Inoki-like [Inoki is actually a Japanese wrestler] object looks like a difficult one. The face as well.
(4th/5th throw)
T: See.
N: It's tough!! lol
T: It made a dull sound there.
Sh: That's a challenge.
(6/7th throw?)
N+T: Ohh! Nice throw!
T: And there was a plastic bottle in that mask.
N: That's why they wrote [in the previous letter] that there are plastic bottles.
(staff asked for Nao, the pinch hitter lol)
Sh: Ah pinch hitter!
N: I'm a strong one you know.
T: Alright, an experienced pitcher.
N: First base, okay.
Sh: An imaginary formation lol
T: That's fast lol
Sh: the ball moved pretty fast.
N: I didn't help one bit lol
T: Are you looking to destroy the Vita?
Sh: If that hits, it's [vita] gonna get damaged ><
(throws)
T: Ahh, but the one in front is considered 'struck-out'
Sh: Ohh I'm getting closer.
T: Give your best shot. For now go for the hamburger.
Sh: (said something like a hamburger from a certain place?)
T: Oh close!
N: You're close to hitting it good luck!
Sh: Even though my pitcher's stuff [baseball term] isn't that great…
N: Ohhh! It's a direct hit.
T: But the vita is an obvious obstacle for the last hit!
(throws)
Sh: VITA!!!
T: The vita took the hit!
T: How do we aim? From the back…?
Sh: This is impossible.
T: It's clear. The Vita is cleared. Now you just have to strike down the Buddha head
(throws)
T: Ohh close.
(throws)
Sh: The face! lol The face went inwards.
N: The face got pressed in.
(throws)
Sh: Ahh no good. Pinch hitter!
T: Go pinchi hitter.
Sh: Use your great pitcher's stuff and get it down!
(throws)
T: Ohh! It turned lol.
Sh: You hit the Vita though.
T: I think you did. You probably made the pitch just to hit the Vita.
(throws)
Sh: Skytree-niisan
T: Looks like the Skytree-niisan do have some skills.
N: I've done this before.
T: Though when you turned the Buddha head it did look cool.
T: Anyway that's cleared. But the Vita took quite a bit of damage this time.
Sh: It might be getting holes everywhere by now.
T: The (fake) baseball actually has some power doesn't it?
N: Unexpectedly yes lol.
T: Yeah. Anyway, but looking at it now, we are really getting worried about the state of the Vita.
N: However, even if we can't get the Vita to power up, it's still possible to get compensation/refund for it.
T: That's true. lol. Except that you'll probably want to play it the same day you receive it.
N: If you can you'll certainly want to be able to play it.
T: If you got it as a present and you have to get someone to repair it, it's a little…Hopefully he can get without issues.
T: (read) Let's move on to the next game! Here it is!
T: Vita. Grate the radish.
Sh: What?
T: I don't get it either.
T: (read) There is a troublesome part to the rules for this. Here, we will have Shou-kun grate the radish placed at the table, but the radish is tied to the Vita!
T: What? lol
Sh: What on earth lol
T: (read) But in terms of the rules, so long you grate out the radish within one minute, the game is cleared. Of course, the grated radish will be enjoyed by the staff later on. For now, please grate the radish!
T: Nao-san please explain this task. What will be going on here?
N: (in a weird accent) I do not know.
N: In any case, he has to grate the radish right?
T: Right
N: Until that line (on the radish)
N: And if he grated it? He clears?
T: That is right…but wait a second. Nao-san, don't you think that grater…
N: It's fixed at the position isn't it.
T: It does look that way doesn't it?
N: no…
Sh: But I can't move this from its current position
T: You can't move it?!
N: (skipped)
T: Looking at the distance between the tables… Looking from the camera… (skipped the rest D:)
Sh: It will be a disaster if this dropped (in osaka-accent)
N: It's a face-first fall
T: Shou-kun is probably feeling like he's hurting a person he loves.
T: (skipped)
N: A scary thought.
T: Yes. But let's do this. Nao-san, the whistle.
N: Alright, let's start the 'Grate the radish' Vita game!
Sh: Okay. I can't move this thing right?
T: Ohhh that's nerve wrecking
N: Scary!
T: Eh, maybe it'll go well.
Sh: Unexpectedly lol. It's a minute long?!
N: There is a time limit?
Sh: Scary scary!
T: The radish is gradually getting smaller.
Sh: I have never grated a radish like this before!
N: (skipped…said something about Maru no ji?)
T: Ahh the Vita the Vita!
Sh: What is Maru no ji?
T: Oh i think you're getting there.
Sh: Just a little more….
T: a little more… it does take quite a while to get to the line… AHH!!!
T: Looks like the Vita took quite an impact. But Shou-kun, the game is not over yet!
T: The vita...It'll fall again! (if you put it there)
Sh: Vita-san! Vita-san!
Sh: But I'm almost done i think.
Sh: Nao-san is protecting the Vita.
T: Now the Vita is protected by Nao.
Sh: Skytree-Niisan is a great person! This is friendship!
T: Okay! That's cleared.
T: Shou-kun is probably tired now.
N: Certainly
Sh: I don't understand why I have to grate the radish at all.
T: Now that the radish is grated…well anyway you are cleared for this task.
N: Thank goodness.
T: Though the Vita did take a hard hit.
Sh: It is slowly getting destroyed bit by bit
T: That is worrying.
N: We mentioned earlier on the refund. But we will certainly be asked on how we had been 'using' it.
T: The answer will be: because it was tied to a certain radish that we were grating…
T: Even though it is possible to get a refund, we probably won't get a refund.
N: It will depend on how you say it.
T: Let's move on. It's still not over yet.
(staff: it's the last)
T: The last task.
N+Sh: last one.
T: The last one. It could be tense.
T: Ohh, we are moving a lot of stuff around. What is going on?
T: (reads) Will you be able to bring back the Vita unharmed? Well then, let's move on to the next task! This is the next task!
T: (reads) Vita. Radio controlled car across the bridge!
T: Seriously? (reads) The rules are simple. Shou will be using the controls to maneuver the car across the bridge within 30 seconds. If you cannot complete this within 30 seconds, you are allowed any number of attempts.
T: (reads) However, for the sake of this program, the Vita will be placed on top the controlled car. Good luck!
T: Ehh? It ended up being like that.
Sh: And I don't think the Vita is stuck to the car.
T: It is only placed on top of the car.
(nico staff said something)
T: Ah, there is a tape in between.
(car moved)
T: Ah that doesn't look steady lol. It looks like it could fall off anytime lol. Will this be okay?
N: But it looks cool.
Sh: This looks like the kind of stuff Suneo will have [doraemon reference? not too sure]
T: Lol. Suneo… True
Sh: Are we starting?
T: About time
N: Alright
T: Ah we will start practicing the controls first. And we are practicing on this bridge? Or are we putting it on the ground first?
T: Let's practise that on the floor first. The Vita is after all stuck to the car.
Sh: Ohh this turns on its own.
T: Ohh this is a legit remote controller.
Sh: Ah, that's left and right.
T: Though it looks like the Vita is trying to escape lol. Saying, 'don't mess with me anymore'
staff: did you get the hang of it?
Sh: Yes, i think I managed to remember most of the controls.
T: I might want that kind of remote control
N: I know
T: So Nao-san.
N: Ok
(staff mentioned something about setting up)
T: They are working on the setup now.
T: You doing that yourself? I guess you will want to have it positioned your way.
Sh: This way it will go in straight line.
N: The set up is important ne.
T: The vita is at a good starting position.
Sh: I think the vita is at its limits already.
T: That's right. It's going to be destroyed. If it falls from there, I'm sure it is over for the Vita.
Sh: This will definitely get Sony's customer center mad at us.
T: "How did you damage it", they will ask
Sh: "What on earth did you use it as?"
T: "It fell off a mini-bridge" we will answer.
T: (skipped)
N: Shall we start now?
T: Good luck!
N: The last game, Start!
(…)
T: This is awful!
Sh: Wasn't this meant to fall off right from the start?
T: Plus that cheap 'bridge' couldn't take the weight of the car.
T: Think it can move on from here? Let's start over. Will this car be able to get up the slope?
Sh: Here I go loll
T: At a rather questionable position. Though with the weight of the Vita, maybe the car can't go up the slope.
T: Oh, it moved. Maybe it can. But the middle portion looks like it will break.
N: This is a tough upslope in life.
T: No way it can climb up now.
Sh: Not a chance lol. What now?
T: Looks like this have to go.
T: In the first place, there is no way this 'bridge' could have withstood the weight of the radio car and the Vita.
T: We have now discovered a new way of playing with the Vita…
Sh: Let's see…
T: Oh maybe it'll work this time?
Sh: Ah not good. it's turning
(Nao helped)
T: Ohh support! Customer center? Aren't you from the customer center?
N: Dear customer, just a bit more!
Sh: I'm really happy (it went through) but also a little downhearted
T: With that, Nao-san, Shou-kun will finally…
Sh: Is it really okay?
T: Get the Vita! Congratulations!
Sh: Thank you!
T: Okay, Skytree-ojiisan. I'm handing it over to you.
Sh: Skytree-ojiisan lol (From Nii-san, brother to Ojii-san, uncle lol)
N: Okay… The unchanging days, the repetitive days, the uneventful days, the PS Vita has returned. [see the beginning the show]
T: Are you going to open it?
Sh: You know now that I'm holding on to it, it feels light.
N: Eh? no way!
Sh: it's light.
T: That's odd.
Sh: that's odd. "Welcome to the world of Playstation" [what's written in the box]
T: Oh, my bad, it's at the back of my pocket!
Sh: Whyyy? lol
T: Ah i forgot.
Sh: Don't tell me Tora-chan helped protect it? Just by chance?
T: I thought it might be better to put that Vita aside, so i put it in my pocket.
Sh: Like that?!
(skipped)
T: Anyway, once again here you go.
Sh: Ah for real?
T: here you go. Congratulations!
Sh: here is the present I received from all of you at Niconico
T: Congrats
Sh: Thank you!
T: Is that real? They started giving out presents like this…
N: I'll be looking forward to my next birthday!
Sh: What kind of present
N: What present will I get?
Sh: I'm really happy. This is the real item isn't it?
T: There is a white color
Sh: It's the first time i see the white version.
T: We are now at the end? That's fast. Ah, because it's a birthday program. Okay, a birthday message. Okay, why don't you step to the center. A message.
Sh: You mean I say it? okay. Thank you very much! It might be a little serious, but during the Sapporo live, I celebrated my birthday with everyone, the band and the fans, I thought, "it's so great that I'm in a and!". And today, I get to celebrate it again. Thank you so much!
T: (read) with that we are at the end of the Alice Nine channel! Okay, some notices.
[skipping the notices]
- end -
[note to subbers: I don't edit or check my translations >< so please correct any grammar, weird expressions etc m(_ _)m]