DEMOGRAPHICS TIME GUYS

[darkeiya_deylo]

SO GUYS I JUST HAD A REALLY AWESOME IDEA AND I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD PARTICIPATE IN THIS

Obnoxious capslocking aside, I wish to present to you all...

THE OFFICIAL AWESOME ISLAND DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY

Yes, I know, that was more obnoxious capslocking. But I've been looking for a good excuse to use that span code.

Rules:1. Characters fill out the

Comments

[divinejudge]

NAME: Arceus
AGE: Older than the universe
GENDER: Technically unspecified, appears female
SPECIES: Arceus, pokemon/human
REGION OF ORIGIN: Sinnoh
UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN: The universe I am from is... debatable.
LANGUAGES: Everything in existence
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Awesome Island, I suppose
KUMQUAT: A delicious fruit
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING: I am afraid, I do not own one.
DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES:-

[cascadeing]

NAME: Misty
AGE: 18
GENDER: Female
SPECIES: What? Human
REGION OF ORIGIN: Kanto
UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN: ...My universe
LANGUAGES: English
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Some hut
KUMQUAT: Too weird
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING: No
DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES: No

[smellikevictory]

It's not nice to lie to everyone about your age, grandma.

[cascadeing]

Excuse me?

[originallyjohto]

NAME: Brendan
AGE: 14
GENDER: M
SPECIES: Human

REGION OF ORIGIN:
Originally from Johto, but now living in Hoenn.

UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN:
Mun said it's called the Pokemon Emerald gameverse. Whatever th' heck that is.

LANGUAGES:
English?

CURRENT RESIDENCE:
I sleep outside with a sleeping bag.

KUMQUAT:
...I don't get it.

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING:
Lame.

DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES:
...who the heck made this survey?

[springpetal]

O-oh, Brendan, kumquat is a fruit.

[originallyjohto]

Oi, I know that. It's just that I don't get why they made it a question, and it's not even asking anything.

[shrug.]

[springpetal]

Ah okay, sorry!

Maybe they just want to ask our uhh, general thoughts on the fruit? Or the survey creator -um, miss Darke isn't it?- really likes kumquat so she wants to know if we like it too!

[oceansbane]

NAME: Maxie
AGE: I don't care. I'm sure it's recorded somewhere.
GENDER: Male
SPECIES: Human
REGION OF ORIGIN: Hoenn
UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN: ...the fuck?
LANGUAGES: One. English. What. What is this question asking.
CURRENT RESIDENCE: I won't tell you where I sleep.
KUMQUAT: Kumquat.
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING: Doubtful.
DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES: ...no.

[smellikevictory]

NAME: Do you even need to ask for my name? I don't bring my identity card because everybody should know who I am by now.
AGE: 16
GENDER: Male
SPECIES: ...Human
REGION OF ORIGIN: Kanto
UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN: The most normal one, okay.
LANGUAGES: English (ooc; ???? IDK WHAT'S THE LANGUAGE FOR POKEMON)
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Outskirts of the CMA next to one of the Red and Leaf's house.
KUMQUAT: What?
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING: Yeah?
DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES: Riight.

[cascadeing]

"Right"? It's official! STOP THE PRESSES GREEN HAS THREE TESTICLES.

[smellikevictory]

... ... ...

[cascadeing]

[ thumbs up ]