DEMOGRAPHICS TIME GUYS

Oct 03, 2010 21:16

SO GUYS I JUST HAD A REALLY AWESOME IDEA AND I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD PARTICIPATE IN THIS

Obnoxious capslocking aside, I wish to present to you all...

THE OFFICIAL AWESOME ISLAND DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY

Yes, I know, that was more obnoxious capslocking. But I've been looking for a good excuse to use that span code.

Rules:
1. Characters fill out the survey; they can be as honest, dishonest, or flat-out obnoxious as they wish.
2. The results chart on the bottom half of this entry will be updated with each response.
3. Characters may react to others' responses.
4. ???
5. All profits will be automatically wired to my personal Swiss bank account. B)

Textbox below for your convenience!

NAME:
AGE:
GENDER:
SPECIES:
REGION OF ORIGIN:
UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN:
LANGUAGES:
CURRENT RESIDENCE:
KUMQUAT:
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING:
DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES:

RESULTS:
CURRENTLY COMPILED UP TO ULUUDAKUKHS'S ENTRY ON PAGE 5.

AGE:
10 and under: 13
1: 2
2 - 3: 1
3: 1
4: 1
6: 1
7: 2
8: 1
10: 4
11 to 20: 33
11: 1
12: 7
13: 3
14: 2
15: 5
16: 5
17: 6
18: 3
19: 3
20 and older: 36
20: 4
21: 2
22: 4
23: 1
24: 3
24 MAYBE: 1
25: 4
27: 4
28: 1
35: 1
36: 1
40: 2
41: 2
About 50: 1
55: 1
60's: 1
70: 1
1016: 1
100 - 1000: 1
3800-ish: 1
4285: 1
...: 1
九年歲: 1
As old as the universe: 1
Debatable: 1
derp: 1
Don't care: 2
Don't know: 11
Hundreds of millions of years: 1
I HATE AGING: 1
Looks twelve: 1
Many years: 2
None of your business: 10
Older than the universe: 1
Older than you guys: 1
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND: 1
Pup: 1
Several thousand years: 1
Somewhere in my teens: 1
X: 1
Young: 3

GENDER:
Male: 60
Female: 46
Bitch: 1
Bro: 1
Deeeerp: 1
Depends on the form: 2
Don't know: 2
Genderless: 3
Looks pretty in dresses: 2
Unspecified: 5
Androgynous: 1
Appears female: 2
Appears male: 2
Obvious question is obvious: 3
X: 1
100% Male: 1
男性: 1

SPECIES:
Human: 69
Pokémon: 38
Arceus: 2
Articuno: 1
Azelf: 1
Cubone: 1
Darkrai: 1
Deoxys: 1
Drowzee: 1
Eevee: 1
Electrode: 1
Gallade: 1
Groudon: 1
Gyarados: 1
Haunter: 1
Heatran: 1
Manaphy: 2
Mesprit: 1
Mew: 1
Misdreavus: 1
Nidoqueen: 1
Ninetales: 1
Phione: 1
Pikachu: 1
Pinsir: 1
Poochyena: 1
Porygon-Z: 1
Ralts: 1
Rayquaza: 1
Shaymin: 1
Skarmory: 1
Skitty: 1
Slowking: 1
Suicune: 1
Swablu: 1
Totodile: 1
Uxie: 1
Wooper: 1
...: 1
Derp: 1
Don't think about it too hard, Francesca: 1
Douche: 1
The female of what species?: 1
Freak: 1
FUCKING GLORIOUS: 1
Ghost: 1
Grass Pokémon encyclopedia: 1
King of the freakin' illusions: 1
Obvious question is obvious: 2
Pirate: 1
Pre-teen: 1
Slightly psychic: 1
The future Kanto Champion: 1
The most fabulous coordinator: 1
Trainer: 1
Winona is gay for birds: 1
X: 1
龍: 1

REGION OF ORIGIN:
Kanto: 37
Johto: 16
Hoenn: 12
Sinnoh: 21
Isshu: 4
Orange Islands: 1
Orre: 2
Alto Mare: 2
America (FUCK YEAH): 1
A MOUNTAIN: 1
Ataquan: 1
Awesome Island: 3
Between Sinnoh and Fiore: 1
Charon needs to shut up: 1
Cyberspace (Silph Co. servers): 1
Demented scribble: 1
Don't know: 4
Forest House-place: 1
Hidden Land: 1
Kingdom of the Northern Seas: 1
Mix of Johto and Kanto: 1
Not telling: 2
Outer Space: 1
R.I.P. Mel's parents: 1
Some fucking shithole that could do with less ocean: 1
The Continent: 1
The good ship Pretzel: 1
THE OZONE LAYER: 1
The universe: 1
X: 1
雲龍王國: 1

UNIVERSE OF ORIGIN:
Debatable: 1
Animeverse: 6
AU: 2
Movie: 1
AU: 4
Fanfiction: 1
Gameverse: 17
AU: 2
Crystal: 1
DP: 1
Emerald: 1
FRLG: 4
HGSS: 3
Mystery Dungeon: 2
RBGY: 1
Specialverse: 6
AU: 2
Alamos Town: 1
A different universe: 1
A messed up universe: 1
A soon-to-die universe: 1
Awesome Island: 2
Don't know: 27
Good question: 2
I am the universe: 1
I am totally naming my universe Bob now thanks to you: 1
Just answer the goddamn question, Harley: 1
Leaf, you are a cheater: 1
maria: 1
Mel, your artistic skills suffer when you're drunk: 1
My universe: 16
Not telling: 3
Oh: 1
One with no Pokémon: 1
This universe: 2
The best one: 1
The crazy one with lots of pedophiles and eldritch abominations: 1
... the fuck?: 9
The most normal universe: 2
The one where the legends party every other Tuesday: 1
THE PLACE WITH MY MOUNTAIN: 1
The universe: 1
They have names?: 2
This question sucks: 3
VODKALAND: 1
WHAT: 1
Where everyone has pointy ears: 1
WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO WEAR SHORTS TO BE COOL: 1
Wherever Brendan is champion: 1
Wherever Charon comes from: 1
Wherever Giovanni comes from: 1
Wherever May is champion: 1
Wherever my friends are from: 1
Wherever the sane Maxie comes from: 1
Who cares?: 1
World of the Guardians: 1
X: 1
雲龍王國: 1

LANGUAGES:
Aadazaxtin: 1
AMERICAN: 1
Awesome: 1
Bits of others: 6
Chirp: 1
Cyrus decided to be a smartass instead of answering: 1
Denial: 1
Douche: 1
English/Common/Human: 79
Everything: 3
Fangirl: 1
Foul: 1
FUCK OFF: 1
German: 1
Godllama talk: 1
Greek: 1
Hylian: 1
Japanese: 2
K E E L: 1
KON KON KON: 1
Latin: 1
maria: 1
Medieval: 1
Mongolian pidgin: 1
Multiple languages: 4
Nervous cat: 1
Pokémon: 28
Ghost-types: 1
Grass-types
Rotom: 1
Vulpix: 1
Zoroark: 1
Red-ese: 1
Russian: 1
Singing: 1
Spanish: 4
TALKING MAKES ME MAD: 1
Telepathy/Psychic Babbling: 4
This one: 2
Tsun: 1
WHARRGARBL!: 1
Yes, Skarmory, you are talking to me: 1
...: 2
1337: 1
中文: 1

CURRENT RESIDENCE:
Aizumuth Plain: 2
A BED OF HOT COALS: 1
A puffy bed: 1
Aurora Forest: 4
A very convenient Hiding Bush™: 1
Awesome Island: 17
In a garden: 1
Secret base: 1
The surrounding ocean: 4
With friends: 1
Around or in the CMA: 23
With friends: 9
With family: 5
With my Trainer: 4
Under a tree: 1
Cerulean Cape: 1
Don't know: 2
Earth: 1
Eusine's pants: 3
IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS I HAVE MY SHORTS WITH ME!!!: 1
In a den: 2
Kanto: 1
My house: 3
My gym: 1
Not telling: 15
Nowhere: 2
Outside: 18
a very nice pond: 1
Camping: 7
The beach: 1
Travels: 4
Under the stars: 2
Pallet Town: 1
Pewter City: 1
Seven Lakes: 2
Shamouti Island: 1
Some sort of dwelling: 7
STFU and just answer the question, Eevee: 1
THE SKY: 1
Treehouse: 3
Umbra Cave: 1
Vermillion City: 1
Within the very earth!: 1
X: 1
Your mountains are wimpy, man: 1
Zed's shadow: 1
房子在海邊, 生活與海洋之神: 1

KUMQUAT:
A delicious fruit: 6
Can't remember: 1
Chocolate!: 1
Doesn't agree with me: 1
Don't get it: 3
Do they taste like strawberries?: 1
Do you have one?: 1
Get your mind out of the gutter, guys: 3
Good with ice cream: 1
Heehee: 5
How do you try to kumquat?: 1
I LOVE KUMQUAT!: 1
IS IT A BRAND FOR SHORTS?: 1
KUMQUATS ANGER ME: 1
maria is hungry: 1
Maybe: 2
MEATSCRAP: 1
Never tried one: 5
Nice: 4
OM NOM NOM: 3
Not partial to them: 8
Papaya: 1
Random question is random: 2
Sour: 1
Sure why not: 7
Sweet: 2
Tauqmuk: 1
Too weird: 2
Umai!: 1
What?: 18
What's that?: 22
Who cares?: 4
Woo-pah!: 1
Guys, kumquat was the question: 4
Would go on a sidequest for one: 1
X: 1
Your mom: 1
...: 4
金橘...?: 1

: 1

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING:
Yes: 21
No: 9
Lame: 1
...: 5
Call the press, something's older than Charon: 1
Derp: 2
Doesn't exist anymore: 2
Don't have one: 17
Don't know: 9
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?: 1
Green, you will be cut: 1
I could catch it if it was: 2
I'll be billing you for that, Carmine: 1
Koga doesn't like his electrical providing service: 1
Lock up your fridges, guys, Archie wants to steal them: 1
maria wants a fridge: 1
Maybe it can fly: 1
MEATSCRAP: 1
NO U: 3
OH GOD IT'S ALIVE: 1
Old joke is old: 12
REFRIGERATORS BOIL MY BLOOD: 1
Refrigerators are for losers: 1
Rotom broke it: 3
Team Galactic can't be trusted with refrigerators: 2
What's a refrigerator?: 9
Who needs a fridge?: 4
Why is it running?: 1
X: 1
You'd better go catch it!: 2
什麼是“冰箱”: 1

DO YOU HAVE THREE TESTICLES:
Yes: 1
No: 47
-: 2
...: 2
...?: 5
...!: 2
?!: 1
And we love you for it, Fergie: 1
Angry scribbling: 1
B-blush desu: 6
Currently looking into how often Silph Co. screws up: 1
Derp: 1
Didn't answer the question: 5
Doesn't get it: 9
do you fucking want a punch in the mouth?: 1
Do you want them back?: 1
Eww: 6
Flint, how did you forget to answer three questions in a row?: 1
Francesca decided to prattle on instead of answering the question: 1
Good luck trying to remove testicles from a female, Lance: 1
Haha!: 4
Hey, Maxie, wanna check to see if Tabitha has three testicles?: 1
I don't have three Tentacools: 1
It probably is frustrating, Agatha: 1
maria doesn't like tests: 1
Maybe: 2
No, but my sister does: 1
No idea. Let's ask someone!: 3
NO U: 2
Riight: 1
Talking about eating during a testicle-related question is a bad idea: 1
TESTICLES ARE FRUSTRATING: 1
That's just creepy, Alura: 1
This question sucks: 3
Two are enough: 1
What are testicles?: 9
Who made this survey?: 7
X: 1
粗野!!: 1

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Have at, folks!

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