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And now to round out Crossover week, I bring you…A SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS CROSSOVER. Dun dun duuuun.
TITLE: Pokemon RangerSpongebob!
PERPETRATOR: Cricket-The-Duck
SUE-O-METER: (Toxic)
FULL NAME: Manaphy.
SPECIES: Manaphy
HAIR: none
EYES: none described
MARKINGS: none described.
POSSESSIONS: none described.
ORIGIN: Not mentioned.
CONNECTION TO CANON: Is found by Spongebob. Was being watched over by Darkrai.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is now homicidal.
NOTES: I REALLY have no words for this.
EXCERPT:
Meanwhile, on the surface…
"DAMNIT MANAPHY!" Altoa (AKA Darkie/Darkrai) was yelling at the homicidal Sea Prince who was currently attempting to stab a random fish person, who was screaming about his leg despite the fact Manaphy hadn't hit him yet.
"But Al…These guys are so easy to stab!" He carried on while the oddly coloured Lugia rose up,
"Hey there Altoa. Having problems with Manny?" Darkie just put her head in her black claws,
"Jesus Christ, you'd think I could deal with this sort of thing by now, but…"
"You've been feeling weird?" Darkie nodded,
"I've been feeling weird all winter…And since she died…" They were interrupted as Manaphy laughed madly,
"Ha ha, stabby the fishies! You shall all feel my doom! Fantastishe!" He laughed again. Darkie inwardly thought she should never have let Manaphy watch the show 'Jekyll'. Oh well. She turned to look at the sky which had become covered in storm clouds,
"Manny, be careful!"
"
What's there to worry about Al…OH MY GOD? AL HELP!" Darkie spun around to see Manaphy being dragged towards a whirlpool. She rushed towards him but it was too late.
Manaphy had been dragged under.
…
Kya was going to murder her for that.
Spongebob was just getting ready to go home when suddenly a blue…thing crashed through one of the windows and smashed straight into Spongebob. Spongebob stared at the little thing, which shook himself off and was covered in blood. He sniffled slightly and then began to cry, "Oh come one little guy! It's okay…" Spongebob began to sing to it while the thing calmed down. Once it had stopped crying it looked up with beautiful innocent eyes and squeaked in an oh so adorable voice…
"Who the fuck are you?"