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DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE

Sep 20, 2010 22:34

[[If you're brave enough to be wandering near the beach, today, you're going to be met by a strange sight ( Read more... )

oh my god, user: moarseaplz, the happiest day, i am yelling!!, this is fabulous, guise wtf is going on here?, screw the land - i have sea, best sleazeball impression, this is amusing, i swear to drunk i'm not god, i am a moron, living up to my family name, you need to get laid

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oceansbane September 20 2010, 12:42:24 UTC

[Maxie is not amused. This is the second time that one of these things has ended up on his damn head, only this time his Archie didn't put it there, it just materialized out of nowhere and naturally he is going to take it out on you, sane Archie.

You have been warned.]

Oi! As I find me matey has left th' usual port of call, it falls upon yer barnacle-encrusted head to explain what the hell is going on!

[Oh, Maxie is not amused...]

moarseaplz September 20 2010, 12:49:35 UTC

[[...oh man

OH MAN]]

Crazy Maxie, ye scurvy knave! Aren't you lookin' fancy?

[[Yeah sorry he'll just be laughing his pirate head off, now, almost falling to his knees. BUT HE'S STILL GOT THE RUM BOTTLE, THAT SHIT IS IMPORTANT!]]

oceansbane September 20 2010, 12:55:22 UTC

[AHBDKFBGKSJFH]

Best ya start explainin' smartly, ye urchin-infested bootlicker, else I'll see to it that yer head be rended from yer shoulders and then some!

[Oh my god whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat]

moarseaplz September 20 2010, 13:01:15 UTC

Belay the insults and listen well! Ye be trespassin' on Team Aqua territory now, and if ye shan't be respectin' me mark, ye'll be sailin' down on a one way trip to Davy Jones' locker!

[[AND HAVE SOME DRAMATIC CUTLASS POINTING

....WHILE HE TRIES NOT TO LAUGH HIS ASS OFF AT YOU OH MY GOD]]

oceansbane September 20 2010, 13:11:01 UTC

[THERE ARE NO WORDS SO YOU CAN HAVE A FACEPALM INSTEAD]

By my spars, there be not enough grog upon this island to make this one yet titivated. Ye had best be offering a mighty clap of thunder for this one, ye swab.

[PLEASE TELL HIM YOU'RE OFFERING RUM]

moarseaplz September 20 2010, 13:14:31 UTC

What sort of lily-livered captain would I be if the rum was gone, matey?

[[HAVE HIM FLINGING A BOTTLE AT YOU

ENJOY IT]]

oceansbane September 20 2010, 13:21:54 UTC

[YES WELL HE IS JUST GOING TO GLARE AT YOU AND POP THE CORK ON THAT SON OF A BITCH

AND...hey

this is actually

it's pretty damn awesome.

...smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk]

Well? Ye got a belayin' stick up yer ass or are ye gone on the account proper? Not nearly enough celebratin' the day that I'm hearin' from ya.

[Archie. Dude. It is party time.]

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