DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE
[[If you're brave enough to be wandering near the beach, today, you're going to be met by a strange sight.
There's copious amounts of full rum bottles lying around in the sand (apparently no, it isn't gone), and Archie is happily swigging from one and waving what looks like a cutlass as he dances around the sand, yelling all sorts of...strange things.
Whatever the hell the island's done to him, if you get much closer you're going to be finding out; better walk away slo-
-too late, he's noticed you!]]
Avast, ye scurvy seadog, and wear me flag with pride!
[[OOC: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S STILL INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD SO HAVE THIS.....THING
BASICALLY, IF YOUR CHARACTER TAGS IN THIS POST, THEY HAVE TO BE TALKIN' LIKE A SCURVY SEADOG, AKA A FUCKING PIRATE
AND YES, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE HELL THE CHARACTER IS, THEY'RE GETTING THEIR PIRATE ON. FEEL FREE TO ACT SHOCKED, DISGUSTED, JUBILANT; THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS, AFTER ALL
TAKE A SIP OF THAT RUM, HOWEVER, AND YOU'LL BE BOUNCING AROUND JUST AS MUCH AS ARCHIE IS! AND HE DON'T CURR HOW OLD YOU ARE, YOU'RE A PIRATE DRINK THE RUM
OH, AND THEY'LL FIND THAT THEY'VE SUDDENLY GAINED A TEAM AQUA BANDANNA IN CELEBRATION OF PIRATE-NESS
HAVE AT IT, ME HEARTIES, AND THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! CAPTAIN ARCHIE THE DREADPIRATE OF HOENN WILL PROBABLY SAY AHOY, PARTICULARLY IF YOU ADDRESS HIM!
AND TO GET YOU ALL IN THE PIRATE-Y MOOD, HAVE ARCHIE SINGING HIS THEMESONG FOR YOU]]
There's copious amounts of full rum bottles lying around in the sand (apparently no, it isn't gone), and Archie is happily swigging from one and waving what looks like a cutlass as he dances around the sand, yelling all sorts of...strange things.
Whatever the hell the island's done to him, if you get much closer you're going to be finding out; better walk away slo-
-too late, he's noticed you!]]
Avast, ye scurvy seadog, and wear me flag with pride!
[[OOC: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S STILL INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD SO HAVE THIS.....THING
BASICALLY, IF YOUR CHARACTER TAGS IN THIS POST, THEY HAVE TO BE TALKIN' LIKE A SCURVY SEADOG, AKA A FUCKING PIRATE
AND YES, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE HELL THE CHARACTER IS, THEY'RE GETTING THEIR PIRATE ON. FEEL FREE TO ACT SHOCKED, DISGUSTED, JUBILANT; THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS, AFTER ALL
TAKE A SIP OF THAT RUM, HOWEVER, AND YOU'LL BE BOUNCING AROUND JUST AS MUCH AS ARCHIE IS! AND HE DON'T CURR HOW OLD YOU ARE, YOU'RE A PIRATE DRINK THE RUM
OH, AND THEY'LL FIND THAT THEY'VE SUDDENLY GAINED A TEAM AQUA BANDANNA IN CELEBRATION OF PIRATE-NESS
HAVE AT IT, ME HEARTIES, AND THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! CAPTAIN ARCHIE THE DREADPIRATE OF HOENN WILL PROBABLY SAY AHOY, PARTICULARLY IF YOU ADDRESS HIM!
AND TO GET YOU ALL IN THE PIRATE-Y MOOD, HAVE ARCHIE SINGING HIS THEMESONG FOR YOU]]