oh god what am I doing someone stop me before I fail

[trio_of_thieves]

[ooc: because there must be atmosphere]

[There is a group of people (okay, two people and one Pokemon) digging a hole, unaware of their surroundings. It's somewhere on a dirt path in some forest on this island (because this island does have forests, right?).

Quickly it's covered up with leaves (because a huge pile of leaves on a dirt path is totally

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[cozamalotl]

[Well, it's not a Pikachu, but maybe you'll be happy with a Ho-Oh just kind of hopping along down the path, headed for the hole.]

is Coza still in that babyish form of his?

[trio_of_thieves]

[Giddy they are, because it's something they haven't seen before!]

Wat is dat 'ting?

It isn't any Pokemon I've ever seen before...

Well, it looks rare, so we'll catch it! That's all that matters! Now, quiet.

[blizzard_boy]

[It's not always that Wally goes walking in forests. But today he feels like it. So, he's walking towards the trap, not really noticing it.]

[trio_of_thieves]

[Aha, footsteps! Wally might hear some giggling and rustling of bushes as they quickly duck out of sight.]

Sorry for slow. D:

[blizzard_boy]

[And... he's down the hole! ]
W-what...?!
[You made him cry. :c]

lol it's okay

[trio_of_thieves]

[There is triumphant laughter as the three jump out of the bushes and look into the hole at their prize.]

[almightyarceus]

[It's not a Pikachu, but a motherfucking Arceus floating along the path, hovering above the pile of leaves and just... staring at it. Is that what he thinks it is...?]

[trio_of_thieves]

[oh god THAT looks scary.

...and it's not gonna fall into the pile if it keeps doing that hovering. BAWWWW.]

[almightyarceus]

[NOPE. |D

And he can sense your presence, Team Rocket.]

...Who's there?

just apply this epression to all three of them and we're good

[trio_of_thieves]

[gghfhdslfdsfhsldfsdflsdflf-]

N-no-one's here!

[...

...

COMICAL PUNCHING SOUNDS!]

Owwwww!

Quiet, you idiot!

[notinmtsilver]

[Yeah. He'll stop as he sees the pile.

And then sidesteps.]

Gotta do better, guys.

ffff I was just waiting for them to be called out on that ahahaha

[trio_of_thieves]

[And then they jump out of the bushes, pointing fingers.]

Hey, we put good effort into dat hole!

You could at least have the decency to fall in it!

How rude.

[notinmtsilver]

But it's so obvious. Nobody would fall in if they were paying attention.

[trio_of_thieves]

Well, then don't pay attention! It's what little teens like you do! You're always staring at something!

[Speaking of not paying attention, they don't exactly notice that this Ash is older than they know.]

[of_the_land]

[...wow.

The... less terribly dressed version of Jessie, James, and Meowth's boss is just staring at the pile of grass. It's kind of nostalgic, in a way, from the days when he was young and embarrassingly stupid.

...not all nostalgia is good, of course.]

[trio_of_thieves]

B-Boss!

[That was all three of them calling out at once as they jump out to greet you...

...

...

...and fall into their own trap. Whoops.]

[of_the_land]

...

[that would be funny if it weren't his minions.

as it stands, Giovanni's experiencing a severe case of secondhand embarrassment.]

...are you three alright?

[trio_of_thieves]

O-Of course, boss!

[And they...hop out of the hole like it wasn't even several feet deep. Ah, the wonders of being comic relief.

And then the posing.]

Whether it be the worst of natural disasters...

...or the simplest of traps...

There's nuttin' that can't keep Team Rocket down!

[and if you do not stop them they will go into that motto]