oh god what am I doing someone stop me before I fail
[ooc: because there must be atmosphere]
[There is a group of people (okay, two people and one Pokemon) digging a hole, unaware of their surroundings. It's somewhere on a dirt path in some forest on this island (because this island does have forests, right?).
Quickly it's covered up with leaves (because a huge pile of leaves on a dirt path is totally ( Read more... )
[There is a group of people (okay, two people and one Pokemon) digging a hole, unaware of their surroundings. It's somewhere on a dirt path in some forest on this island (because this island does have forests, right?).
Quickly it's covered up with leaves (because a huge pile of leaves on a dirt path is totally ( Read more... )
The... less terribly dressed version of Jessie, James, and Meowth's boss is just staring at the pile of grass. It's kind of nostalgic, in a way, from the days when he was young and embarrassingly stupid.
...not all nostalgia is good, of course.]
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[That was all three of them calling out at once as they jump out to greet you...
...
...
...and fall into their own trap. Whoops.]
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[that would be funny if it weren't his minions.
as it stands, Giovanni's experiencing a severe case of secondhand embarrassment.]
...are you three alright?
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[And they...hop out of the hole like it wasn't even several feet deep. Ah, the wonders of being comic relief.
And then the posing.]
Whether it be the worst of natural disasters...
...or the simplest of traps...
There's nuttin' that can't keep Team Rocket down!
[and if you do not stop them they will go into that motto]
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Ah, of course. I am head of it.
[but this is a lovely trainwreck.]
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Of course, boss! After all, it is for you that we protect the world from devastation!
And unite all peoples within our nation!
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Well, I suppose we've done a bit of that.
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You're modest as always, boss!
[he sees there is no spot-stealing Persian with the Boss. TIME TO MAKE HIS MOVE.]
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[lol, Persians. there is, however, a Beedrill, which has just buzzed into view after observing this little... thing and is looking skeptically at the trio. ...granted, it's hard to read the expression on a Beedrill's face, but he does give Giovanni what looks almost like a sidelong glance. Giovanni ignores it because... team, damnit. Even if he doesn't know them and they're... uh... them.]
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Uh...Boss? I don't remember you having a Beedrill...is it new?
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But wat about dat Persain of yours, boss?
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Hmm? What Persian?
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Boss always has dat Persian with 'im!
You must be a fake!
Impostor!
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Your boss is the one with the horrible orange suit, isn't he?
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Hey, 'dat suit is stylin'!
Even if it is rather offending to the eyes...
...and reeks of horrible fashion sense...
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