Somebody got screwed over in a trade deal.

[battlestandby]

[Thank you so much, tsuuuun, for giving Paul that Skarmory of DEATH. He hadn't gotten around to interacting with it before his sudden canon update disappearance, so once Paul got himself settled in on the island once more and is back to training his Pokemon...

All hell broke loose the second he let that Skarmory out.

There are KOed Pokemon of Paul's

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[typeless]

[... Who the hell would give you that Skarmory?

Leaf's Sandslash is standing in the knife bird's way. Leaf's a couple feet away.

She's not getting hurt if she doesn't have to.]

[battlestandby]

[Thank Silver for that ingenious decision.

Right now Paul's just gaping as his not!aunt is doing something other than mocking him... directly.]

Are you crazy, woman?! Get your Sandslash away from that thing! -Hell, you need to get away, too!

[ooooooh, a challenge. Cue the STAREDOWN.]

[typeless]

I'm not crazy.

[Leaf is a perfectly fine distance away. For her.]

Why did you let him out?

[battlestandby]

Because I received him in a trade! What, did you expect me to just leave him in the ball?

[typeless]

[... This is a murderbeast. You are fourteen. What the hell were they thinking?]

I expected you to be more cautious.

[Sandslash isn't budging.]

[battlestandby]

[Fifteen, thankyou very much! But good question. Do ask Silver.]

More cautious?! All I did was let it out and it just started attacking everything!

[hahahaha I'm part-flying your ground shit can't hurt meeeeee

NIGHT SLASH, MOTHAFUCKA]

[typeless]

[What ground shit? She's here to be a motherfucking tank.]

It's been through war.

Can you return it?

[battlestandby]

Nngh...

[of course Silver would neglect to mention that]

Not until its pokeball is retrieved. And it's over there.

[Pointing a good distance away where Skarmory is quite close to the lone pokeball on the ground. Skarmory meanwhile's gonna damage the tank with some BRAVE BIRD.]

[typeless]

[Leaf'll motion to her pokemon.

Flying on a ground type, huh?

Sandslash'll curl up and attempt to snatch the pokeball. But she is rather slow...]

[battlestandby]

[Ohhhh no you don't. Skarmory is NOT going back into that hellprison, you ground rodent. Skarmory is charging in like a maniac with SKY ATTACK~!]

It's going to get killed out there, Leaf!

[typeless]

She.

Keep Skarmory busy. [Which means: Roll around, be a moving target!

Actually, Paul's got a point. As nice as Sandslash's defenses are, she could use some help.

So Leaf releases Magmortar:]

Fire Blast.

[battlestandby]

[Skarmory's too distracted with chasing Sandslash to notice Magmortar entering the fray, and it gets blasted all to hell with that fire. After a nice, ear-piercing screech, Skarmory turns its attention towards Magmortar.

IT DECIDES TO BUM-RUSH THIS ASSFIRE. With the power of... FRUSTRATION.

Meanwhile, Paul is in awe.]

You have a...

[typeless]

[And with Skarmory gone to attack Magmortar, Sandslash is free to pick up the pokeball and return it to Paul.

Of course Magmortar throws another Fire Blast at it, mostly to slow it down]

I do.

[battlestandby]

[Paul notices Sandslash retrieving the pokeball for him, so he's quick to take it and aim it at Skarmory, who's fighting the flames like a champ as it continues to attack Magmortar.]

Skarmory, return...!

[AND THAT... is that. Crisis averted!]

[typeless]

[And now she'll return Magmortar and Sandslash will come to her.

Here's a Hyper Potion for you, girl.]

[battlestandby]

[Now that the chaos has passed... this has become awkward.

And ow, Paul's still injured. Not!mom would be having a heart attack right about now if he saw this.]