Somebody got screwed over in a trade deal.

Aug 13, 2011 23:55

[Thank you so much, tsuuuun, for giving Paul that Skarmory of DEATH. He hadn't gotten around to interacting with it before his sudden canon update disappearance, so once Paul got himself settled in on the island once more and is back to training his Pokemon...

All hell broke loose the second he let that Skarmory out.

There are KOed Pokemon of Paul's everywhere, and Paul himself - after trying to fend this thing off himself and his stupid bravery rewarded him with a number of skin-breaking slices and cuts (thing is made of knives, man) - is now hiding behind a rock in abject TERROR of what he unleashed. It's still summer, therefore hot, humid, and miserable. So the tank top and capris Paul was wearing before the carnage started are in shreds now. That tank top is barely intact as it is. Paul is silently cursing himself and the deathbird that is wreaking havoc in his general area now.]

I swear, the next time I see him... I'll kick his ass so hard...

... so long as I survive today. This is so stupid... how do you fix something like this?!

[Experienced trainers, you have an opportunity to rub your skills right into Paul's ego! Like salt in a gaping wound~.]

guise can i have some help?, you are to blame not me, user: battlestandby, oh my god, gotta train em all, gotta fight em all, do not ever want, i am a moron, time: shirtless o'clock

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