Somebody got screwed over in a trade deal.

[battlestandby]

[Thank you so much, tsuuuun, for giving Paul that Skarmory of DEATH. He hadn't gotten around to interacting with it before his sudden canon update disappearance, so once Paul got himself settled in on the island once more and is back to training his Pokemon...

All hell broke loose the second he let that Skarmory out.

There are KOed Pokemon of Paul's

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Eager = bracket fail on tag 1

[mr_neutral]

[This young man here? He's calm and he's looking at you and the terror beyond this rock. ]

[battlestandby]

[Oh crap did Skarmory just fi- no, way too fleshy, genius. Oh, goodie. It's someone VAGUELY FAMILIAR watching him fail spectacularly, too. And your presence got him completely by surprise, though Paul's quick to pretend he didn't jump himself right back into the rock he was hiding behind and aggravating those injuries even further.

Goddamn you.]

You... w-were you just standing here all this time?!

[mr_neutral]

'ts not my problem. [Yup.]

[battlestandby]

... Right. It's not your problem.

I've got this covered.

[R-right? ... Yeah, riiiiiight.]

[mr_neutral]

Gonna try one more time? [That's right. One more.]

[battlestandby]

You don't think I can do it.

[mr_neutral]

I'm not so much of an asshole to watch you get killed.

[battlestandby]

I'm not going to get killed over something like this.

[mr_neutral]

I'm not so much an asshole to let it happen? [He's not a believer.]

[battlestandby]

Since when do I have to prove my competence to the likes of you?

[He'll beat the shit out of non-believers. Or attempt to and fail, at least.]

[mr_neutral]

Since you resorted to clawing and biting and got your ass kicked by a metal bird, that's when.

[battlestandby]

Tch, let go of that already. I've got more important things to do than whine about the last time I saw your pathetic face. I've got this, alright?

[mr_neutral]

Do go on, dear Pal. [He is now dubbing you this forever.]

[battlestandby]

[Hmph. He's had worse nicknames... but this one is still pretty bad.]

Fine.

[No problem, right? The ball that Skarmory was contained in was only... right in the middle of the carnage, where the metal bird is makinng the rounds at random intervals, looking ready to kill anything that moves.]

... No... problem.

[mr_neutral]

Go on.

[battlestandby]

Hmph... I'll show you.

[Oh yeah, he'll "show" Touya, alright. He'll start tiptoeing into the ground zero area, where Skarmory quickly takes notice and screeches like s mofo. Not that... Paul is detterred or anything.]

Hmph... as if this was impossible to-

[Yeah, way to KEEP TALKING, Paul. Skarmory will surely neeeever notice you and now Paul is running the hell back to "safety" as Skarmory assails him with Flash Cannon blasts EVERYWHERE.]