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[awesome_island]

[The night is fresh, the sky is littered with countless stars, the Hoothoots and Noctowls are making their presences known with their cries, the Kricketots and Kricketunes are chirping contently and to top it off there is a sparkly silver and white striped mist enveloping the Island's entirety and getting into EVERY BUILDING POSSIBLE

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[hark_a_suicune]

[Eusine has never had a great sense of directions.
It's just a simple fact, really; in the book of his life, it'd probably be classified somewhere between "can't cook, will burn the house" and "is as fruity as a packet of skittles". And well, it's not that big a deal right? After all, this is what GPS are for.

Except today his binoculars refuse to work and he has no idea where he is.

This would be all fine and dandy (the Island IS a pretty big and diverse place) if he weren't in the middle of the CMA, in a place he has visited a hundred times during those last few months.
Not even he fails that bad at directions. Usually.
... and this is not helped by the fact his "mount", the giant ball commonly known as Hovertrode Electrode, is currently blind as a Deino.]

No, I'm pretty sure it's right! ... No wait, left!

[BRO MAKE UP YOUR MIND I CAN'T SEE A THING
...
They've been hovering in circles for a while now.]

[relevantribbons]

... tout va bien?

[You're the nice guy with the cool electrode we have to help you! But why are you speaking a strange language?]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Turning his head in your direction! ... and by that I mean he'll turn it in a couple of directions that aren't the right one before finally spotting you.
... "tout va bien" what, though? The only thing he knows in this language is an assorted collection of flowery synonyms for "je t'aime" taken right from his horribad novels, no one ever told him about actual conversations what is this]

... I'm sorry, what did you just say?

[relevantribbons]

[Ashfidsf why doesn't he understand you]

Vous allez bien? Vous arrêtez pas de vous retourner et vous parlez bizarrement...

[hark_a_suicune]

I'm not bizarre!

[... This is what you just said right? also yes Eusine you ARE bizarre no need to get defensive]

[relevantribbons]

[...]

[hark_a_suicune]

[... Did he say something wrong???
... okay this will never work, he'll just take his sketchbook (good thing he was planning to horribly draw today) and doodle something.
Art, clearly.]

[relevantribbons]

[oh. oh. But...]
... je sais pas où vous habitez non plus, moi.

[hark_a_suicune]

[... Yeah, that would have been too easy. But well, you never know. You might have had psychic powers.
... Actually, Morty's ability would be really useful right now. Now if only he could put his hands on one...
Mmmmm...
Sorry kid, he's lost in thought :|a feel free to snap him out of it.]

[relevantribbons]

... vous auriez pas un autre pokemon?

[hark_a_suicune]

"Autre"...?

[OK, he understood the "pokémon" part, but he's still a bit confused about the rest.
... Wait. In that one novel. The dashing stranger kept telling the swooning girl something like "il n'y en a pas d'autre que toi". Pretty sure the translation was something like "you are a special snowflake", but in a more "there is no other like you" way.
Either way, it sounded very romantic.]

Another pokémon? Is that what you're telling me?

[Look, he'll even take out his pokéballs to make sure
Look at those damn fine balls
The two best balls you'll ever see]

[relevantribbons]

[nod!]

[hark_a_suicune]

I'm not sure it's such a good idea...

[Do you really want this kid
really
because Eusine doesn't look convinced]

[relevantribbons]

[headtilt?]

1/4

[hark_a_suicune]

[... FFFF. Cannot resist an occasion to show off in front of a kid. eventhoughitsabadideaandhispokémonaredefinitelynotinthemood]

Fine, fine! But don't tell me I didn't warn you!

[AND HE RELEASES HIS POKÉMON AND...!]

2/4

[team_balls]

[... Jumpluff faceplants. Why did you release heeeer she can't float around her balance is all weird 8<]