Because what in the world is having normal, harmless fun

[or_high_water]

[Good afternoon, Awesome Island!

It's a warm day out - rather lovely, in fact - but for once, Angie actually isn't spending it at that beach that all Hoennites seem to enjoy occupying when they're...doing anything that might be of any importance whatsoever. She's sick of staring at Hoenn, for one thing, and staring at it really won't bring it any

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[moarseaplz]

[[Archie has been wandering around lazily for the time being, as he always does. He's left the beach today and decided to head inland a bit, just for the hell of it, and that's when he sees a very familiar figure.]]

Heh, you look like you've never seen one bef-

[[...holy shit

what are those

...

shelly when did you grow such magnificent tits]]

[or_high_water]

[Angie doesn't recognize the voice, though she does recognize the outfit - or at least, what she can see of it through her peripheral vision. The dark clothes offset with the splash of blue, the insignia...she's dealt with doubles on this island before, and she can imagine that this is another...case...of...

...oh my.]

Well! Good afternoon - I don't believe we've met. Not properly, anyway.

[...you...you are like a ridiculously built version of her boss...

Angie approves.]

[moarseaplz]

[[...you are Shelly, except with huge boobs.

....time to get my swag on.]]

I'd certainly remember you if we had.

[or_high_water]

[Oh, well. That...had about all the subtle grace of a steamroller, didn't it. Good job.

But! She'll smile at you anyway, not-leader. Let's see where this goes, and perhaps what your deal is.]

You're flattering me - though I really can't say that the thought isn't returned at all.

[moarseaplz]

Aren't you a charmer.

[[Don't worry sweetheart; despite your...assets, he is capable of thinking with the head located on top of his neck.]]

I take it you're a recent arrival?

[or_high_water]

[Well, if you weren't, she'd be surprised - you are another version of her boss, after all, and while differences between doubles definitely happen, there have to at least be some aspects that are the same. Right?

...Leader, she has probably just unwittingly insulted you so badly, she is sorry in advance for any stupid that is about to ensue on everyone's part]

I've been here long enough to understand the basic gist of this place, but I'm still recent enough to not be jaded by any of it. Still getting used to it, I suppose you could say.

[moarseaplz]

[[...to be honest you've kind of insulted both of them, let's just keep those thoughts in here, shall we]]

Not jaded yet? You must be new.

I suppose introducing myself is pointless, but humour me anyway. Archie.

[or_high_water]

[Oh, but Leader's not...so...bad he's having a hard time right now okay orz]

Angie, sir. It's a pleasure.

[moarseaplz]

[[...he'd give you a headpat if that wouldn't be weird

you just

...have fun with that]]

...Angie. Well, you're definitely not from my world. You do have a double, however; her name is Shelly. You could be twins, apart from a few...physical differences.

[[Smooth as silk, baby~]]

Anyone from your world here?

[or_high_water]

[Oh, sweetie. Between that statement and the fact that your eyes nearly fell out of your head earlier, she knows exactly what you're talking about...well, perhaps she's not the one deserving a headpat here, let's put it that way. But you're trying! Points for the trying!]

Well, from what I've heard, there are a few from my world here, though I haven't spoken with all of them personally. Some from our organization; some otherwise. Yourself?

[moarseaplz]

[[Hmmm, headpats, eh? Which head are we talking about here~?]]

Aside from Shelly, I also have to deal with my rival and one of his braindead admins. At least we're balanced, though, so it isn't so bad. Who were you lucky enough to score?

[or_high_water]

[...from the sound of it, the one with decidedly less blood running to it.]

My leader, and one of my fellow subleaders - that's about where the luck runs out, however, as his rival and some of his braindead admins are around.

So far so good, however.

[moarseaplz]

[[Oi! Stop thinking like a pervert, woman, he's trying to have a civilised conversation with you!]]

'Subleaders'? Is that what you call admins in your world? Interesting.

...

...you wouldn't happen to work for the guy with the....sleeping disorder, would you? The massive dark rings under his eyes?

[or_high_water]

[Oh, since whe-

why do you sound so apprehensive about this

you did something to piss him off, didn't you]

...I take it you two have met.

[moarseaplz]

[[ugh you seriously work for him goddammit this is not a fun, enjoyable conversation any more]]

You could say that. He's a real charmer, your boss. A real goddamn charmer.

[or_high_water]

[wow okay how do you even still have any intact capillaries to blow at this point]

And I assume you have something to back up these incredibly sarcastic comments of yours?