he is the life of the party
[Well, Red certainly didn't go looking for it, but he seems to have stumbled across a playground.
It's got all your typical playground features-swingset, sandbox, plastic climbing structures, complete with a slide and some monkey bars. Even a handful of large colorful water spigots.
Of course, being Red, he's got absolutely no idea what to make of any of this. On some level he understands that it's meant to be fun, he just...doesn't quite get how. He could go sit on the swings or something, but he'd really just be moving back and forth on a seat, right? What's the point in that?
So instead he's just sitting on his Blastoise's shell in the middle of the park, linefacing at everything around him. He'd rather just go home, but since Blastoise seems to enjoy the water spraying from the plastic structures, he's resigned to staying for a little while, getting steadily more soaked by the minute.]