Like painted kites those days and nights went flying by...
What the fucking fuck?
David Wright? Is that YOU?!
'Tis a sad day in the saga of Leanne-Making-Fun-Of-David-Wright. I mean, I'd heard he lost weight, but they said the same thing last offseason, and he was stil rather roly-poly. But now? Sob. No more fat jokes. :C
Good thing that no matter how much weight you lose, you'll still be a giant 'mo, Davey. And an even bigger tool. Or is it the other way around?
-Oh, and, since you all didn't know already? I'm kind of enamored of Jamie Moyer.
The only juice this guy puts in his 187-pound body is Welch's grape juice.
"The white kind," he said. "That way it doesn't stain when you spill it."
Everyone says how ~*GOLDEN BOY*~ Davey is, but the only reason they don't say that about Jamis becaus he's well. Old.
-Marlins Manatees!? In other words, fat guys dancing around, and under their own volition. No beer.
I'm a little disturbed. Amused, yes. But mostly disturbed.
-Under the headline of DISTURBING. The S/G pictures and quotes cropping up now that Glavdawg's down in Disney World for Spring training. But, I did realize. It could be worse. Pettitte/Clemens more creepy than Smoltz/Glavine, y/n? At least when it comes to pics of stretching with each other and GIGGLING like girls at a slumber party for no apparent reason.
Okay and now that I've effectively scarred you all...
-Woo boy do I have content for another entry. Involving basketball tonight, my writing muses being rewakened, and more ripping apart of the NYJS. But that can wait till tomorrowish. Davey, despite being not a chubbo, is still taking up the bulk of this entry. As he does.
-So for right now, besides this, I'd like to say:
A) Happy belated birthdays to: enchanson, lovingthecubs, and sally_monster! Hope all three of you had great birthdays, and it seems as such by your LJ accounts. Pretend I wished you these wishes on the appropriate days. ;P
B) Speaking of lovingthecubs. Her, saxy_clarinet, blinding_voip, unlovablehands, and I have started a blog. Night Nurses From Jersey. Those of you who are keen on baseball movies should get the reference. Each of us are doing a different division, that of our favorite teams. But we are missing an AL West contributor, so anybody out there who thinks they could keep up, or knows anyone who would be, hit any of us up! If not, we'll kinda just fly by the seat of our pants with it. Which, we kind of are anyway. Er.
David Wright? Is that YOU?!
'Tis a sad day in the saga of Leanne-Making-Fun-Of-David-Wright. I mean, I'd heard he lost weight, but they said the same thing last offseason, and he was stil rather roly-poly. But now? Sob. No more fat jokes. :C
Good thing that no matter how much weight you lose, you'll still be a giant 'mo, Davey. And an even bigger tool. Or is it the other way around?
-Oh, and, since you all didn't know already? I'm kind of enamored of Jamie Moyer.
The only juice this guy puts in his 187-pound body is Welch's grape juice.
"The white kind," he said. "That way it doesn't stain when you spill it."
Everyone says how ~*GOLDEN BOY*~ Davey is, but the only reason they don't say that about Jamis becaus he's well. Old.
-Marlins Manatees!? In other words, fat guys dancing around, and under their own volition. No beer.
I'm a little disturbed. Amused, yes. But mostly disturbed.
-Under the headline of DISTURBING. The S/G pictures and quotes cropping up now that Glavdawg's down in Disney World for Spring training. But, I did realize. It could be worse. Pettitte/Clemens more creepy than Smoltz/Glavine, y/n? At least when it comes to pics of stretching with each other and GIGGLING like girls at a slumber party for no apparent reason.
Okay and now that I've effectively scarred you all...
-Woo boy do I have content for another entry. Involving basketball tonight, my writing muses being rewakened, and more ripping apart of the NYJS. But that can wait till tomorrowish. Davey, despite being not a chubbo, is still taking up the bulk of this entry. As he does.
-So for right now, besides this, I'd like to say:
A) Happy belated birthdays to: enchanson, lovingthecubs, and sally_monster! Hope all three of you had great birthdays, and it seems as such by your LJ accounts. Pretend I wished you these wishes on the appropriate days. ;P
B) Speaking of lovingthecubs. Her, saxy_clarinet, blinding_voip, unlovablehands, and I have started a blog. Night Nurses From Jersey. Those of you who are keen on baseball movies should get the reference. Each of us are doing a different division, that of our favorite teams. But we are missing an AL West contributor, so anybody out there who thinks they could keep up, or knows anyone who would be, hit any of us up! If not, we'll kinda just fly by the seat of our pants with it. Which, we kind of are anyway. Er.