you put your name here and it gives you an approximate russian translation :) http://www.callme.nm.ru/

and someone stole your fried chicken?

i dunno about u but i would stab that bitch.
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hey guys :)

My appearances in the office the last month or so have been sporadic to say the least. All I seem to want to do now is work out, lifting weights, mostly, and secure reservations at new restaurants I’ve already been to, then cancel them. My apartment reeks of rotten fruit, though actually the smell is caused by what I scooped out of Christie’s ( Read more... )

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