things you should know about me
i assumed, incorrectly, that eating a mango would be intuitive. I've had mango chunks before, how much more difficult could it be when it's whole? Answer: a lot.
But the joy of ripping into the flesh of a mango, it's juices running down my hands and lips, made me feel very primal. And sexual. There is something very sexual about the smell of mango.
On colbert report there was thing about harry potter, and about spoilers hitting the internet. You all know I am a huge harry potter fan, so hopefully this won't come as a surprise. If any of my friends come to me with spoilers clenched between their teeth, waiting for a pat on the head, and a belly scratch - I will kill them. No joke. Dead.
Harry Potter spoiler + you + me = your painful death.
On the other hand, if any of you come to me with chocolate, you will get a pat on the head and a belly scratch. Make sure it's dark chocolate though. White chocolate will earn you the loss of the use of your legs.
That's all for today's installment of things you should know about me.
(HARRY POTTER RULES)
But the joy of ripping into the flesh of a mango, it's juices running down my hands and lips, made me feel very primal. And sexual. There is something very sexual about the smell of mango.
On colbert report there was thing about harry potter, and about spoilers hitting the internet. You all know I am a huge harry potter fan, so hopefully this won't come as a surprise. If any of my friends come to me with spoilers clenched between their teeth, waiting for a pat on the head, and a belly scratch - I will kill them. No joke. Dead.
Harry Potter spoiler + you + me = your painful death.
On the other hand, if any of you come to me with chocolate, you will get a pat on the head and a belly scratch. Make sure it's dark chocolate though. White chocolate will earn you the loss of the use of your legs.
That's all for today's installment of things you should know about me.
(HARRY POTTER RULES)