Side Effects
This morning I was awaken by a bloody nose… my nose mind you. I just love new medication. One of those minor side effects that only happens to 2 out of 10 people. Don’t I feel lucky! I’m not used to this whole ‘sick’ thing yet. Grandma’s first response was to go to the hospital…all I wanted to do was go back to sleep. At some point I guess I’m supposed to think in the sickmen’s (my own word) mind. Ehh that’s just not me. I know I’m sick…at least 5 times a day I feel the effects. I just don’t want it to be my life. It was a long morning…thus proving how long my day will be. A sign, perhaps, of the drama yet to come. Maybe I’ll get to smack a bitch.
I’m still feeling the effects of Erie, in a good way though. Was overall a GREAT weekend. Saw everyone I wanted to see and then some. Friday night I want to forget completely…nothing happened and that’s the story I’m sticking with. Damn airport losing my luggage…damn car door… Saturday, however, was an overload of smiles and laughter. Highlight was Vera’s costume for Halloween Improv. She is the best (next to mine) grandma ever! The time with DeAdra and Zach were interesting…I didn’t kick his ass lol. In Trivia Pursuit we did though! I don’t care what Zach says…he lost! As crazy as their relationship is, it works. I’m happy for my friend…both of them.
Arg! I’m going to get called about that statement. He’s only a friend by association!
Next you guys come to me. I can’t take racist Erie airport anymore. I was seriously going to hurt one of the workers. Rule of thumb…never tell a person that their luggage could have been “dropped off the ramp and never seen again” and then offer $50 for their lose. Asshole the suitcase alone cost $50! I think the words ‘he don’t know me but if he did, I’d kick his ass right now’ came out of my mouth. D, you were there…he deserved an ass kicking.
Michael’s graduating this December and that scares me. Only because we are so close and I’m worried for my friend becoming a ‘big people’. Makes me think about graduating myself. A side effect of people around you moving on in their lives...you start to think about yours. Now I’ve got to start thinking about a graduation gift for him. What do you get a fabulous gay best friend who has everything? FYI: gay best friends are the new ‘it’ things of the season. They are like the little black dress; a classic for every occasion. If I ever get married…and that’s a BIG if…Michael would be a bride’s maid. Hell he’d plan my wedding! I remember when I graduated from high school and hearing Michael yell ‘Go girl!’. The look on my aunt’s face! lol I don’t think she knew someone could be that gay. Aww but it’s what makes Michael great. I have to try and top the gift he got me. A basket of love he called it. Everything a college kid could need…and probably forget to bring. I loved it cause it was from Target! If I remember correctly Michael was the person who turned me on to Target…lol that should have been the sign he was gay. Arg! Which makes finding a gift for him that much harder. Damn, why can’t Jude Law be for sale?! Suggestions friends?
Michael I know you read this but damnit I need some help here! This should tell you to stop buying things. Because when important events come up, what can I buy you? Damn you for putting an embargo on gift certificates! They are not the lazy man’s way out. They are my way out! Lol Add this desperate attempt at being lazy to reasons why you love me so.