I wish Tor.com had an "I'm not interested in zombies, thanks" filter on their site ( Read more... )

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I'm going to bed dreaming of a whole brigade of Mary Sues, all shooting their BFG666000Q .4730-calibre-mm-mph overclocked Israeli Assault Grenade Launcher knife-shooting laser-guided pistols (the kind that those bleeding-heart criminal-loving liberals had since banned, to make the world so much more dangerous by their foolishness!) at once, and ( Read more... )