iKaraoke for the iPod Gives Motorists Another Reason to Mow You Down
Now I've really seen it all. An iPod with a Karaoke function. Give Me A Break, OK!
Let's not talk about the iPod. It's so bloody ubiquitious, we can divide iPod users into two segments. Those who own an iPod, and those who want to kill those who own an iPod. Be that as it may (I don't own an iPod, by the way. I have a Creative Zen Stone Plus, which is way cheaper than any iPod and yet produces the same kick-ass sound quality. Suckers!), iPod users courted controversy in New York City earlier this year when two pedestrians were killed after being run over by cars at pedestrian crossings. Never mind the fact that the two deceased were walking on a pedestrian crossing or the fact that the drivers wanted to kill them because they were guilty of being annoying iPod users (http://www.wnbc.com/news/10948106/detail.html).
The fact of the matter is that listening to an iPod while walking makes you look like an annoying moron (which becomes turd, if you happen to be a teenager). Alas, now there's a way for you to look EVEN MORE MORONIC while listening to your iPod, and that's with the iKaraoke. Just hook it up to your iPod, and this weapon of sound destruction will turn your iPod tracks into minus-ones, enabling you to karaoke till the cows come home or a car rams you down, whichever comes first.
At USD $61.40, the iKaraoke is a real steal considering that you'd have to shell out hundreds of dollars to buy an actual Karaoke machine. And with a Karaoke machine, you only get to annoy your pets and neighbours. With the iKaraoke, this is your chance to annoy the whole damn world and start a riot. Just pop your iKaraoke into your iPod, churn out your best rendition of "Dancing Queen" in the middle of the street and watch as motorists speed down the road to see who can hit you first.
But, if you feel like you've got the balls to be a public Frank Sinatra or Diana Krall, I ain't stopping you from going here to buy it: http://www.firebox.com/product/1697?src_t=cat&src_id=gadgets