Gracie wuz allus a careless tot ( Read more... )

A Word to Husbands

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Another Reason Why I Don't Keep A Gun In The House

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking ( Read more... )

A Character

I marvel how Nature could ever find space ( Read more... )

A Silly Poem

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

Hot and Cold

A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'

'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'

Television

The most important thing we've learned ( Read more... )

`There was an old man with a beard`
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! -
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"