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To the gentlemen that keep working on the waterlines (I'm sure they work incredibly hard, especially in this retarded heat) around my neighborhood to which you end up turning our water off: YOU BASTARDS GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES I HAVE WOKEN UP THESE PAST FEW MONTHS FROM A SENSUOUS SLUMBER WANTING NOTHING MORE THAN TO TAKE AN ORGASMIC SHOWER, YET I COME TO FIND THERE IS NO WATER!
It's the most depressing moment in one's pathetic, so-called life. How dare you asswipes take that away from me. 'TIS ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS! So applaud yourselves, you cocksuckers, you've done (yet another) bang-up job! I hope you have a wonderful fucking day, gentlemen. May your dicks shrivel up so much that you'll need tweezers and a magnifying glass to masturbate. Douche bags.
Fin.
It's the most depressing moment in one's pathetic, so-called life. How dare you asswipes take that away from me. 'TIS ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS! So applaud yourselves, you cocksuckers, you've done (yet another) bang-up job! I hope you have a wonderful fucking day, gentlemen. May your dicks shrivel up so much that you'll need tweezers and a magnifying glass to masturbate. Douche bags.
Fin.