"Daayum, Gina!"
In the conversation below, if you choose to read, is with that hobag, Samantha, from work. She's also a whoreface as you will soon find. I don't know, but I believe she has magical powers of some sort. Like, she puts you under a spell that will force you to speak in another language. It's kinda like speaking in tongues, only you can't understand what the other is saying, more so. "Gangster talk," they call it. I accidentally confused it for an alien-space language that I learned whenever I was abducted long ago (ugh, don't ask). The two are easily (and understandably) confused.
I will not ramble any further. Just click on the damned lj cut, a-holes.
X Da mBp 33 X: haha ur weeiiirdd!!
RoseOfVelvet3: Pshshsh. You're just NOW realizing this?
X Da mBp 33 X: hehe nope.. i jus not grew sum balls to tell ya;)
RoseOfVelvet3: I act more retarded online for some reason.
X Da mBp 33 X: im more "talkative" online..
RoseOfVelvet3: Haaa! 'atta girl! ..just never fucking say that shit to ME again! YOU HEAR ME?!
RoseOfVelvet3: YA. Me too.
RoseOfVelvet3: I ramble more so.
X Da mBp 33 X: hahaha ok mommy, im sorry :(
RoseOfVelvet3: You're grounded. No giving hand-jobs to random boys for a week. And I mean it, missy!
RoseOfVelvet3: I mean business.
X Da mBp 33 X: but MOM!!! im a whoreface.. i HAFTA live up to my name!
X Da mBp 33 X: i have a rep. to obtain u assmunch
RoseOfVelvet3: Well, that's what you get for being a fucking bitch-ass skank to Mommy.
X Da mBp 33 X: hahaha
RoseOfVelvet3: DON'T CALL ME AN ASSMUNCH, YOU TURDFACE!
X Da mBp 33 X: that was a nice choice of words there!
RoseOfVelvet3: Hahaha, I thought so.
X Da mBp 33 X: well...well... ur a.... turdSandwich!
RoseOfVelvet3: GASP! NUH-UH! Well, you're a turdcanyon..'cause you're full of turds! Or something..
X Da mBp 33 X: lmao!!!
RoseOfVelvet3: That was lame.
[..and now, we travel to the mean streets of
Crackerwhitegirlstryingtobeghettoville.]
RoseOfVelvet3: SHUT YER FACE, DAMN YOU
RoseOfVelvet3: ><;
RoseOfVelvet3: I've about had enough of you.
RoseOfVelvet3: ::bitch smaaaack::
RoseOfVelvet3: WHAT WHAT?
X Da mBp 33 X: u r soo doo doo wak in da domepiece that its jus badong.
RoseOfVelvet3: OHMYGOD! Badong!! "Killing is bad..and wrong. There should be a new word for killing, like, bad-wrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.."
RoseOfVelvet3: ::diiiies::
RoseOfVelvet3: Oh, and fuck you.
RoseOfVelvet3: =P
X Da mBp 33 X: hahaha
X Da mBp 33 X: quit tryin to bring a homie down,.. ya hurr?
RoseOfVelvet3: ..Christ, I feel like I'm talking to Fi'ty Kent.
RoseOfVelvet3: Haahaha.
X Da mBp 33 X: shiit.. u crakaz think u all dat.. us niggaz gotsta live too
RoseOfVelvet3: Word to your mother, you female dog.
X Da mBp 33 X: haha
RoseOfVelvet3: PSH! Negro, please!
X Da mBp 33 X: u get those threads at k-mart? bc they doo doo wak!
RoseOfVelvet3: Don' even gimme dat! You nuthin' but a broke-ass brutha with a gherri curl!
RoseOfVelvet3: OH SNAAP
RoseOfVelvet3: Hahah.
X Da mBp 33 X: dayum bitch
X Da mBp 33 X: quit buggin Boo
X Da mBp 33 X: i gots dat chedder
X Da mBp 33 X: so jus chill n b bout it
RoseOfVelvet3: Mmmm hmmm! Dat's right! Sista grrrl be gittin' all up in yo' grill an' shit.
X Da mBp 33 X: ooo
X Da mBp 33 X: u wants ta get crunk o' what?
RoseOfVelvet3: Who you tellin' to chill? Grrrl, don't even make me haff to take out dis weave!
RoseOfVelvet3: Cuz I mothahfuckin' will.
RoseOfVelvet3: ::snaps fingers::
X Da mBp 33 X: bitch please.. u jus needa get in yo' hooptie n jet.. ya hurr?
RoseOfVelvet3: It jus' so happens dat I had yo' MAN up in mah hooptie. We rooode in mah hooptie aaaall mothahfuckin' night!
RoseOfVelvet3: WHAT NOW?!
X Da mBp 33 X: i think dat nite i was wit' yo' momma all up in yo crib gettin crunk!
RoseOfVelvet3: ...WHUT CHOO SAY 'BOUT MAH MOMMA?!
RoseOfVelvet3: Dat ho got crunk wiffout me?!
RoseOfVelvet3: WHERE DAT BITCH AT?!
X Da mBp 33 X: haha
RoseOfVelvet3: Haha.
RoseOfVelvet3: I's gonna pop a cap in momma's mothafuckin' ASS.
X Da mBp 33 X: lmao
RoseOfVelvet3: Oooh, good times.
X Da mBp 33 X: lol
RoseOfVelvet3: We're blacktastic, yo.
X Da mBp 33 X: haha
All right, I'm taking too long for Samantha's liking. ::coughcoughfuckyoubitchcough:: Homegirl's outtie 5000.
Fin.
I will not ramble any further. Just click on the damned lj cut, a-holes.
X Da mBp 33 X: haha ur weeiiirdd!!
RoseOfVelvet3: Pshshsh. You're just NOW realizing this?
X Da mBp 33 X: hehe nope.. i jus not grew sum balls to tell ya;)
RoseOfVelvet3: I act more retarded online for some reason.
X Da mBp 33 X: im more "talkative" online..
RoseOfVelvet3: Haaa! 'atta girl! ..just never fucking say that shit to ME again! YOU HEAR ME?!
RoseOfVelvet3: YA. Me too.
RoseOfVelvet3: I ramble more so.
X Da mBp 33 X: hahaha ok mommy, im sorry :(
RoseOfVelvet3: You're grounded. No giving hand-jobs to random boys for a week. And I mean it, missy!
RoseOfVelvet3: I mean business.
X Da mBp 33 X: but MOM!!! im a whoreface.. i HAFTA live up to my name!
X Da mBp 33 X: i have a rep. to obtain u assmunch
RoseOfVelvet3: Well, that's what you get for being a fucking bitch-ass skank to Mommy.
X Da mBp 33 X: hahaha
RoseOfVelvet3: DON'T CALL ME AN ASSMUNCH, YOU TURDFACE!
X Da mBp 33 X: that was a nice choice of words there!
RoseOfVelvet3: Hahaha, I thought so.
X Da mBp 33 X: well...well... ur a.... turdSandwich!
RoseOfVelvet3: GASP! NUH-UH! Well, you're a turdcanyon..'cause you're full of turds! Or something..
X Da mBp 33 X: lmao!!!
RoseOfVelvet3: That was lame.
[..and now, we travel to the mean streets of
Crackerwhitegirlstryingtobeghettoville.]
RoseOfVelvet3: SHUT YER FACE, DAMN YOU
RoseOfVelvet3: ><;
RoseOfVelvet3: I've about had enough of you.
RoseOfVelvet3: ::bitch smaaaack::
RoseOfVelvet3: WHAT WHAT?
X Da mBp 33 X: u r soo doo doo wak in da domepiece that its jus badong.
RoseOfVelvet3: OHMYGOD! Badong!! "Killing is bad..and wrong. There should be a new word for killing, like, bad-wrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.."
RoseOfVelvet3: ::diiiies::
RoseOfVelvet3: Oh, and fuck you.
RoseOfVelvet3: =P
X Da mBp 33 X: hahaha
X Da mBp 33 X: quit tryin to bring a homie down,.. ya hurr?
RoseOfVelvet3: ..Christ, I feel like I'm talking to Fi'ty Kent.
RoseOfVelvet3: Haahaha.
X Da mBp 33 X: shiit.. u crakaz think u all dat.. us niggaz gotsta live too
RoseOfVelvet3: Word to your mother, you female dog.
X Da mBp 33 X: haha
RoseOfVelvet3: PSH! Negro, please!
X Da mBp 33 X: u get those threads at k-mart? bc they doo doo wak!
RoseOfVelvet3: Don' even gimme dat! You nuthin' but a broke-ass brutha with a gherri curl!
RoseOfVelvet3: OH SNAAP
RoseOfVelvet3: Hahah.
X Da mBp 33 X: dayum bitch
X Da mBp 33 X: quit buggin Boo
X Da mBp 33 X: i gots dat chedder
X Da mBp 33 X: so jus chill n b bout it
RoseOfVelvet3: Mmmm hmmm! Dat's right! Sista grrrl be gittin' all up in yo' grill an' shit.
X Da mBp 33 X: ooo
X Da mBp 33 X: u wants ta get crunk o' what?
RoseOfVelvet3: Who you tellin' to chill? Grrrl, don't even make me haff to take out dis weave!
RoseOfVelvet3: Cuz I mothahfuckin' will.
RoseOfVelvet3: ::snaps fingers::
X Da mBp 33 X: bitch please.. u jus needa get in yo' hooptie n jet.. ya hurr?
RoseOfVelvet3: It jus' so happens dat I had yo' MAN up in mah hooptie. We rooode in mah hooptie aaaall mothahfuckin' night!
RoseOfVelvet3: WHAT NOW?!
X Da mBp 33 X: i think dat nite i was wit' yo' momma all up in yo crib gettin crunk!
RoseOfVelvet3: ...WHUT CHOO SAY 'BOUT MAH MOMMA?!
RoseOfVelvet3: Dat ho got crunk wiffout me?!
RoseOfVelvet3: WHERE DAT BITCH AT?!
X Da mBp 33 X: haha
RoseOfVelvet3: Haha.
RoseOfVelvet3: I's gonna pop a cap in momma's mothafuckin' ASS.
X Da mBp 33 X: lmao
RoseOfVelvet3: Oooh, good times.
X Da mBp 33 X: lol
RoseOfVelvet3: We're blacktastic, yo.
X Da mBp 33 X: haha
All right, I'm taking too long for Samantha's liking. ::coughcoughfuckyoubitchcough:: Homegirl's outtie 5000.
Fin.