Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave
sageknine a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for
confused_pixie (10 points). Last Friday I put money in
xrainbowspritex's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I set
indecisivelife's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I helped
macre see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-39 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
poe22