Something about Joni Mitchell makes me optimistic for the future. At least, until some dystopian future science fiction and/or horror movie uses a Joni Mitchell song over their opening credits. Then she'll be ruined for me forever ( Read more... )

I'm afraid to put out the Olivia plushes at work because I'm scared I'll be unable to put them down once I pick them up ( Read more... )

My entire left arm hurts from my wrist to the shoulder. It's just... sore. It doesn't feel like I've pinched a nerve, but it definitely feels... something.

Anyway.

So, I think I have a job. At Barnes and Noble. My hatred of my life is complete. Perhaps one day I will tell of my frustrating hilarious adventures today, but for now I'm going to skip ( Read more... )