My punishment for getting to watch 1x03 of Dexter a day early is that I'm not going to get a chance to get 1x04 before I go to bed.
Unless it magically appears while I'm brushing my teeth. Which I doubt.
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Watched Halloween: H20 earlier, and all I could think of was the MST3k Summer Blockbuster Review in which they review "Halloween Water." I don't actually remember much more than that, and I don't have that on tape anymore (tears!), but I giggle every time I see "Halloween: H20" written out. (Also, at like, everything that happens in TXF movie. "Have you seen my hair?" "Look, it's Three-Kids-Riding-Bikes Man!")
(Now I have the song stuck in my head. "And conspiracies from space / and of Matt Damon's big face / and of being murdered by a nut / and of Jim Carrey's butt!")
(ahaha,
the internet comes through again!)
eta: OH MY GOD, GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN THIS SPECIAL IS THE BEST THING EVER? "Hey, have any of you kids seen the truth? Because it's supposed to be out there." "Trust no one... except these kids!"
eta: "Hey look, it's Hitler!"
"It's Matthew Broderick free! And, Mike paid a quarter to watch it, so it's already made more money than God****a!"
"We'll be right back after this Kahlua commercial!" Oh my GOD remember when the only commercials SciFi showed were for Kahlua? THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
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Right. Anyway, I have to go to work tomorrow morning, so I should, eventually, get to sleep. And stop writing about Alan not-really-cheating-because-he-would-never-do-that.