slandering rob lowe + being xenophobic = kait and renata are awesome!
Um, if you haven't already figured from, you know, reading my journal, it's best to take everything I do ever with a grain of salt.
/disclaimer
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muffins and tea: Yeah, I'm always like, "I wonder why more people aren't reading this? Oh, it's because it only makes sense if read it in order and I definitely didn't post it that way. Whoops."
mostlyharmless24: no, i think it's because we're all like "is this going to be better than 'getting the hang of thursdays'? NOPE, might as well not read it"
muffins and tea: Maybe one day I'll be able to produce something better than Thursdays. It probably will never happen, though, because Thursdays is clearly a masterpiece to be held above all else. ::nods::
mostlyharmless24: i totally don't remember anything that happened in thursdays, at all. i just like to make fun of you.
mostlyharmless24: not as much as i like making fun of rob lowe, but you're up there ;-)
muffins and tea: Almost even with Rob Lowe! It's like a dream come true!
mostlyharmless24: i'm gonna go write some kait/rob lowe fanfic
mostlyharmless24: rob lowe: hey kait, what do these marking on this piece of paper mean?
muffins and tea: Where you pop in an dmake fun of both of us?
mostlyharmless24: kait: oh rob, that's a love letter i wrote you
muffins and tea: AHAHAHAHAA YES.
mostlyharmless24: kait: here, i'll read it to you. "dear rob lowe, i love you even more than roger loves mark. togehter, we will get the hang of thursdays."
muffins and tea: Rob: I love you too!...except, wait, who are you again? And who are Roger and Mark? And why do I need to get the hang of a day of the week?
mostlyharmless24: i bet rob lowe could win the tony award for most illiterate leading actor
mostlyharmless24: and then he would be unable to read his prepared acceptance speech
muffins and tea: He'd probably be presenting too
muffins and tea: and he'd open the envelope and stare at it and make up a name. and the person he was presenting with would be like, "They weren't even nominated! This is best play, you just named a set designer!"
mostlyharmless24: hahaha
mostlyharmless24: no, he'd be like "i used to be on the west wing!"
mostlyharmless24: and they'd be like "... that's not even a play."
mostlyharmless24: or maybe it is a play, and the guy who wrotei used to be on the west wing is sitting at home watching on tv and benig like "fuck, i didn't even know i was nominated!"
muffins and tea: And he's already shown up to every awards show that year because he couldn't read the date on the invitation. After trying to present "Best Play" at the Grammys, the Emmys, the Oscars, and the Golden Globes, he finally gets his chance and realizes too late that he should have had someone whisper the winner into his ear before he got on stage.
mostlyharmless24: oh rob lowe, i almost feel sorry for you
mostlyharmless24: but then i remember that your hobbies are polluting rivers and raping dogs
muffins and tea: If only one of his hobbies was "stopping to talk to renata at stage door," maybe you could have shone some light into his life and stopped his evil ways.
mostlyharmless24: did you know that Kyrgyzstan is a real country?
mostlyharmless24: it sounds madeup.
mostlyharmless24: but it's not.
muffins and tea: I did indeed know that. In fact, we were just talking about it recently in the office? I think.
mostlyharmless24: aw man.
mostlyharmless24: well, did you know that Fasdkjts is a real country?
muffins and tea: ::laughs:: No, I didn't! Amazing!
mostlyharmless24: ps: it isn't really :-(
mostlyharmless24: but.. if i ever get a country i'll name it that.
mostlyharmless24: another country, i mean, since i already have one and i named it the people's republic of zeldatopia.
muffins and tea: Whoa, I just sneezed eight times in a row O_O
mostlyharmless24: well, if i knew the traditional Kyrgyz "bless you" saying.
mostlyharmless24: i would say it 8 times.
muffins and tea: Well, it's good you don't, because I don't know how to say "thank you" in Kyrgyz, so I would feel silly.
mostlyharmless24: well
mostlyharmless24: you could probably just type in random letters and it would be close
mostlyharmless24: i mean look at the name of their country
mostlyharmless24: it's totally a typo.
mostlyharmless24: i bet they meant to call their country like... France
mostlyharmless24: but it came out Kyrgyzstan, and they were like, well, close enough!
mostlyharmless24: i'm glad my study abroad experience has made me so culturally sensitive.
muffins and tea: Or maybe they wanted to call their country Kazakhstan, but when they showed up to register it there was already one of those so they were like, "Uh... well... we actually meant... uh..." and scribbled over the middle letters so the country-naming-people could sort it out themselves.
mostlyharmless24: hahaha
mostlyharmless24: oh, those crazy kyrgzstanis.
muffins and tea: I wonder if they had an Olympic team. I'm sure they'd be awesome at stuff that wasn't, you know, spelling.
mostlyharmless24: why isn't there an olympic spelling bee??
mostlyharmless24: can asian languages have spelling bees?
muffins and tea: Yeah, they're probably just way more complex. They have to like, draw stuff in the air. Backwards!
mostlyharmless24: oh man
mostlyharmless24: i would love to watch one of those.
mostlyharmless24: most extreme elimination challenge should add a spelling bee component!
mostlyharmless24: anywayz i'm going to go do some reading, and also think about how awesome that would be
mostlyharmless24: maybe i will also make up some more awesome country names.
mostlyharmless24: goodnight!
muffins and tea: ahaha, okay
muffins and tea: g'night!
/disclaimer
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muffins and tea: Yeah, I'm always like, "I wonder why more people aren't reading this? Oh, it's because it only makes sense if read it in order and I definitely didn't post it that way. Whoops."
mostlyharmless24: no, i think it's because we're all like "is this going to be better than 'getting the hang of thursdays'? NOPE, might as well not read it"
muffins and tea: Maybe one day I'll be able to produce something better than Thursdays. It probably will never happen, though, because Thursdays is clearly a masterpiece to be held above all else. ::nods::
mostlyharmless24: i totally don't remember anything that happened in thursdays, at all. i just like to make fun of you.
mostlyharmless24: not as much as i like making fun of rob lowe, but you're up there ;-)
muffins and tea: Almost even with Rob Lowe! It's like a dream come true!
mostlyharmless24: i'm gonna go write some kait/rob lowe fanfic
mostlyharmless24: rob lowe: hey kait, what do these marking on this piece of paper mean?
muffins and tea: Where you pop in an dmake fun of both of us?
mostlyharmless24: kait: oh rob, that's a love letter i wrote you
muffins and tea: AHAHAHAHAA YES.
mostlyharmless24: kait: here, i'll read it to you. "dear rob lowe, i love you even more than roger loves mark. togehter, we will get the hang of thursdays."
muffins and tea: Rob: I love you too!...except, wait, who are you again? And who are Roger and Mark? And why do I need to get the hang of a day of the week?
mostlyharmless24: i bet rob lowe could win the tony award for most illiterate leading actor
mostlyharmless24: and then he would be unable to read his prepared acceptance speech
muffins and tea: He'd probably be presenting too
muffins and tea: and he'd open the envelope and stare at it and make up a name. and the person he was presenting with would be like, "They weren't even nominated! This is best play, you just named a set designer!"
mostlyharmless24: hahaha
mostlyharmless24: no, he'd be like "i used to be on the west wing!"
mostlyharmless24: and they'd be like "... that's not even a play."
mostlyharmless24: or maybe it is a play, and the guy who wrotei used to be on the west wing is sitting at home watching on tv and benig like "fuck, i didn't even know i was nominated!"
muffins and tea: And he's already shown up to every awards show that year because he couldn't read the date on the invitation. After trying to present "Best Play" at the Grammys, the Emmys, the Oscars, and the Golden Globes, he finally gets his chance and realizes too late that he should have had someone whisper the winner into his ear before he got on stage.
mostlyharmless24: oh rob lowe, i almost feel sorry for you
mostlyharmless24: but then i remember that your hobbies are polluting rivers and raping dogs
muffins and tea: If only one of his hobbies was "stopping to talk to renata at stage door," maybe you could have shone some light into his life and stopped his evil ways.
mostlyharmless24: did you know that Kyrgyzstan is a real country?
mostlyharmless24: it sounds madeup.
mostlyharmless24: but it's not.
muffins and tea: I did indeed know that. In fact, we were just talking about it recently in the office? I think.
mostlyharmless24: aw man.
mostlyharmless24: well, did you know that Fasdkjts is a real country?
muffins and tea: ::laughs:: No, I didn't! Amazing!
mostlyharmless24: ps: it isn't really :-(
mostlyharmless24: but.. if i ever get a country i'll name it that.
mostlyharmless24: another country, i mean, since i already have one and i named it the people's republic of zeldatopia.
muffins and tea: Whoa, I just sneezed eight times in a row O_O
mostlyharmless24: well, if i knew the traditional Kyrgyz "bless you" saying.
mostlyharmless24: i would say it 8 times.
muffins and tea: Well, it's good you don't, because I don't know how to say "thank you" in Kyrgyz, so I would feel silly.
mostlyharmless24: well
mostlyharmless24: you could probably just type in random letters and it would be close
mostlyharmless24: i mean look at the name of their country
mostlyharmless24: it's totally a typo.
mostlyharmless24: i bet they meant to call their country like... France
mostlyharmless24: but it came out Kyrgyzstan, and they were like, well, close enough!
mostlyharmless24: i'm glad my study abroad experience has made me so culturally sensitive.
muffins and tea: Or maybe they wanted to call their country Kazakhstan, but when they showed up to register it there was already one of those so they were like, "Uh... well... we actually meant... uh..." and scribbled over the middle letters so the country-naming-people could sort it out themselves.
mostlyharmless24: hahaha
mostlyharmless24: oh, those crazy kyrgzstanis.
muffins and tea: I wonder if they had an Olympic team. I'm sure they'd be awesome at stuff that wasn't, you know, spelling.
mostlyharmless24: why isn't there an olympic spelling bee??
mostlyharmless24: can asian languages have spelling bees?
muffins and tea: Yeah, they're probably just way more complex. They have to like, draw stuff in the air. Backwards!
mostlyharmless24: oh man
mostlyharmless24: i would love to watch one of those.
mostlyharmless24: most extreme elimination challenge should add a spelling bee component!
mostlyharmless24: anywayz i'm going to go do some reading, and also think about how awesome that would be
mostlyharmless24: maybe i will also make up some more awesome country names.
mostlyharmless24: goodnight!
muffins and tea: ahaha, okay
muffins and tea: g'night!