when you see this on your friends list, quote leo mcgarry
LEO: Little thing called team morale, Josh. You gotta make people feel good about themselves. All right, shut the hell up, everybody. I’ve fired more people than you before breakfast.
ALL: ...
LEO: Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House had a big block of cheese. The block of cheese was huge...
CJ: Leo, who made these assignments?
LEO: I think this will go faster if I’m not interrupted, don’t you?
CJ: I’m meeting with the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality?
MARGARET: Yes.
CJ: What do mapmakers have to do with social equality?
LEO: I guess you’re about to find out.
CJ: Well, probably not, because I won’t really be listening to them.
MRS LANGINGHAM: Oh, Mr. McGarry, have they done an X-ray?
LEO: Yup.
MRS LANDINGHAM: Is anything broken?
LEO: A four-thousand-dollar Lynex Titanium touring bike that I swore I'd never lend anyone.
LEO: The President was at the debate site, walking the stage. A podium is a holy place for him. He makes it his own like it's an extension of his body. You ever see a pitcher work the mound so the dirt does exactly what his feet want it to do? That's the President. He sees it as a genuine opportunity to change minds - also his best way of contributing to the team. He likes teams..... I love him so much.
LEO: If the President's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car.
CJ: Come on. Don't say that, Not even to joke.
LEO: You're never going to know where they are.... or if you got them all out.... Going to lay their eggs right in the glove compartment.
ALL: ...
LEO: Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House had a big block of cheese. The block of cheese was huge...
CJ: Leo, who made these assignments?
LEO: I think this will go faster if I’m not interrupted, don’t you?
CJ: I’m meeting with the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality?
MARGARET: Yes.
CJ: What do mapmakers have to do with social equality?
LEO: I guess you’re about to find out.
CJ: Well, probably not, because I won’t really be listening to them.
MRS LANGINGHAM: Oh, Mr. McGarry, have they done an X-ray?
LEO: Yup.
MRS LANDINGHAM: Is anything broken?
LEO: A four-thousand-dollar Lynex Titanium touring bike that I swore I'd never lend anyone.
LEO: The President was at the debate site, walking the stage. A podium is a holy place for him. He makes it his own like it's an extension of his body. You ever see a pitcher work the mound so the dirt does exactly what his feet want it to do? That's the President. He sees it as a genuine opportunity to change minds - also his best way of contributing to the team. He likes teams..... I love him so much.
LEO: If the President's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car.
CJ: Come on. Don't say that, Not even to joke.
LEO: You're never going to know where they are.... or if you got them all out.... Going to lay their eggs right in the glove compartment.