xmfc theatre, with special guest littledust
This is like, what, the fifth time I've posted quotes from me watching the movie at littledust or us watching it together?
***
pocky_slash: KELSEY, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, THEY'RE STILL IN LOVE
littledust: THANK GOD, I WAS WORRIED
pocky_slash: THE WAY CHARLES SAYS "I COULD...BUT I WON'T" JUST BREAKS ME
littledust: sobbing into my hands
he's so in love
he wants Erik to choose to stay because of morals but also because HE WANTS ERIK TO CHOOSE HIM
GOD
I hate them so much
pocky_slash: l;akfjsioaewjflkasdjfioaejfkl;sadfj
I DO TOO
ALSO, ERIK IS SO CONCERNED DURING CEREBRO
HE'S ONLY JUST MET CHARLES AND HE'S ALREADY SO IMPORTANT
littledust: Erik loses everything, so things get real important real fast if they seem important at all
(and have super dreamy blue eyes)
pocky_slash: KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND ERIK IN THE CAB, CHARLES
THAT'S SUPER SUBTLE
littledust: lmao Darwin is just like, "You can't have sex in this cab, I hope you know that"
"Cab sex is reserved for me and Alex"
pocky_slash: :DDDDDDDD
Oh my god, Darwin, you are goading Alex on because you love him. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR CLEVER RUSE.
littledust: they're going to do it like eleven times in the cab.
because what else is Darwin supposed to do with it, drive it back?
pocky_slash: Hahahahahaha
littledust: Charles accidentally buys a cab company through a hilarious misunderstanding
pocky_slash: Darwin calls them "gifts." I've never noticed that before
That's so Charles. Between that and the fact that his nickname is Darwin, I can't help but imagine that they'd have grown into BFF.
littledust: oh baby ;__;
Hank, Darwin, and Charles are the brains, I'm tellin' ya. Darwin manages to be gorgeous, book smart, AND people smart. no one would like him if he weren't such a sweetie.
pocky_slash: Hahahahaha IT'S TRUE
pocky_slash: Aaaaahhhhh sorry, OTP feelings interrupting because Charles just said, "I'm sorry, I can't leave him."
littledust: AAAAAHHHHHHH
CHARLES
BE MORE DISCREET
YOU'RE IN FUR HAT COUNTRY WITH THE CIA, FOR GOD'S SAKE
EMMA FROST IS RIGHT THERE
pocky_slash: HE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN RUSSIA
FYI
pocky_slash: DARWIN AND ALEX PLAYING PINBALL
LSKDFJIOEF
littledust: FOREPLAY ;___;
pocky_slash: D: D: D: D:
littledust: THEY'RE GONNA DO IT IN THE CAB AFTER SHAW LEAVES BECAUSE OBVS DARWIN SURVIVES
pocky_slash: ::GOES TO LIVE IN THAT REALITY.::
pocky_slash: UGH DARWIN, ALEX, DON'T
BE CAREFUL
STOP
THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK THE WAY YOU WANT
littledust: but they can communicate without wooooords ;___;
if only alex knew what vegetables were, they could pass the broccoli test or whatever it's called
pocky_slash: I bet they could pass The Broccoli Test even WITHOUT Alex knowing about vegetables
THAT'S how good they are
littledust: Alex blinks and is like, "I need to get something weird and knobbly and green" and Angel cracks up.
pocky_slash: Darwin's cab is also beat up :(
It's just like adding insult to injury
littledust: WHAT
i'm upset
pocky_slash: IT'S AWFUL :(
THAT'S THE CAB OF DREAMS
AND IT'S RUINED, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
IT'S A METAPHOR
littledust: YOU DON'T JUST WRECK THE CAB IT'S LIKE THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS OKAY
god, that would also be a great AU
pocky_slash: OH MY GOD
STOP IT
STOP SAYING GREAT THINGS
littledust: Charles just happily drives around teaching kids about mutation
pocky_slash: ahahahahha aaaaaahhhhhhh CHARLES
pocky_slash: I want a fic where there's like, team-building
and working on silent communication and shit
and Charles is like, "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" and Moira is like, "Yeah, you can't be on Erik's team, honey. Or Raven's."
And she sets up like, a scavenger hunt for them.
And Charles is like, "THIS WILL BE SO EASY" and it's him and Hank and Sean and Darwin vs Erik and Alex and Raven and Angel
And it's just an epic shitshow
littledust: LOL THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
god, Moira is going to have to join Charles's team just so they have a chance
Darwin can't carry everyone
pocky_slash: MY DAD IS TRYING TO TALK THROUGH THE MANLY CRYING
10:15 PM
THIS IS SERIOUSLY
LIKE I JUST CAN'T
I FORGET THAT THIS IS JUST SUPER GAY
"THERE'S GOOD IN YOU, I'VE FELT IT"
littledust: LMAO BLESS YOUR DAD
WHY DON'T THEY TENDERLY BRUSH AWAY EACH OTHER'S TEARS GOD
THEY WANT TO
pocky_slash: THEY TOTALLY DO
pocky_slash: NO, BB!HANK, NO
DON'T
10:18 PM
UGH NO STOP
BB!HANK
STOP
BB!HANK STOP IT STOP
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BB!HANK
pocky_slash: Oh god, the "I'm not gonna stop Shaw, I'm gonna kill him" and Charles' face afterwards.
LIke, "I KNOW THAT, you DICK, I'm just trying to be POLITE."
Ripping hair out. JUST LOVE EACH OTHER
littledust: CHARLES
just kiss him
pocky_slash: SERIOUSLY
littledust: I know you're terrible at feelings but he's worse
pocky_slash: CHARLES' FACE
AT "Or is it your arrogance?"
JUST LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU ASSHOLES
GOD
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE???? I CAN'T WRITE YOU FIX-IT FICS FOREVER.
(Yes I can.)
littledust: (yes. yes it's so true.)
pocky_slash: Still amused by the purple turtleneck and Raven and Moira's dresses.
Also, Charles looks SO PRETTY at the beach
you think the fact that he looks SO PRETTY would be a sufficient deterrent for Erik.
10:30 PM
littledust: right, Erik? I know the PTSD makes boners difficult, but have you SEEN Charles?
pocky_slash: LEGIT. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe it's SO DISTRACTING that he can't thinks straight so he overcompensates?
littledust: every time Erik has a distracting thought about Charles, he vows to kill another human
that's how he transitions to genocide so quickly
pocky_slash: I think you've SOLVED THE MOVIE.
littledust: by our powers combined, we've made the ending make sense.
pocky_slash: ::high-five!::
littledust: :D
pocky_slash: They're going to rub against each other on the ceiling of the jet any second now!
littledust: dla;sfjdkl;safjlkd;asjf
why has neither of us written JET PORN?
pocky_slash: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?
And the rest was pretty much just, "CHARLES, SHUT UP!" and "ERIK, YOU DICK!" over and over again. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED. Now I'm going to bed because I'm going into the city tomorrow and thus need to be awake at a decent hour. GOOD NIGHT.
***
pocky_slash: KELSEY, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, THEY'RE STILL IN LOVE
littledust: THANK GOD, I WAS WORRIED
pocky_slash: THE WAY CHARLES SAYS "I COULD...BUT I WON'T" JUST BREAKS ME
littledust: sobbing into my hands
he's so in love
he wants Erik to choose to stay because of morals but also because HE WANTS ERIK TO CHOOSE HIM
GOD
I hate them so much
pocky_slash: l;akfjsioaewjflkasdjfioaejfkl;sadfj
I DO TOO
ALSO, ERIK IS SO CONCERNED DURING CEREBRO
HE'S ONLY JUST MET CHARLES AND HE'S ALREADY SO IMPORTANT
littledust: Erik loses everything, so things get real important real fast if they seem important at all
(and have super dreamy blue eyes)
pocky_slash: KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND ERIK IN THE CAB, CHARLES
THAT'S SUPER SUBTLE
littledust: lmao Darwin is just like, "You can't have sex in this cab, I hope you know that"
"Cab sex is reserved for me and Alex"
pocky_slash: :DDDDDDDD
Oh my god, Darwin, you are goading Alex on because you love him. I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR CLEVER RUSE.
littledust: they're going to do it like eleven times in the cab.
because what else is Darwin supposed to do with it, drive it back?
pocky_slash: Hahahahahaha
littledust: Charles accidentally buys a cab company through a hilarious misunderstanding
pocky_slash: Darwin calls them "gifts." I've never noticed that before
That's so Charles. Between that and the fact that his nickname is Darwin, I can't help but imagine that they'd have grown into BFF.
littledust: oh baby ;__;
Hank, Darwin, and Charles are the brains, I'm tellin' ya. Darwin manages to be gorgeous, book smart, AND people smart. no one would like him if he weren't such a sweetie.
pocky_slash: Hahahahaha IT'S TRUE
pocky_slash: Aaaaahhhhh sorry, OTP feelings interrupting because Charles just said, "I'm sorry, I can't leave him."
littledust: AAAAAHHHHHHH
CHARLES
BE MORE DISCREET
YOU'RE IN FUR HAT COUNTRY WITH THE CIA, FOR GOD'S SAKE
EMMA FROST IS RIGHT THERE
pocky_slash: HE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN RUSSIA
FYI
pocky_slash: DARWIN AND ALEX PLAYING PINBALL
LSKDFJIOEF
littledust: FOREPLAY ;___;
pocky_slash: D: D: D: D:
littledust: THEY'RE GONNA DO IT IN THE CAB AFTER SHAW LEAVES BECAUSE OBVS DARWIN SURVIVES
pocky_slash: ::GOES TO LIVE IN THAT REALITY.::
pocky_slash: UGH DARWIN, ALEX, DON'T
BE CAREFUL
STOP
THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK THE WAY YOU WANT
littledust: but they can communicate without wooooords ;___;
if only alex knew what vegetables were, they could pass the broccoli test or whatever it's called
pocky_slash: I bet they could pass The Broccoli Test even WITHOUT Alex knowing about vegetables
THAT'S how good they are
littledust: Alex blinks and is like, "I need to get something weird and knobbly and green" and Angel cracks up.
pocky_slash: Darwin's cab is also beat up :(
It's just like adding insult to injury
littledust: WHAT
i'm upset
pocky_slash: IT'S AWFUL :(
THAT'S THE CAB OF DREAMS
AND IT'S RUINED, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
IT'S A METAPHOR
littledust: YOU DON'T JUST WRECK THE CAB IT'S LIKE THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS OKAY
god, that would also be a great AU
pocky_slash: OH MY GOD
STOP IT
STOP SAYING GREAT THINGS
littledust: Charles just happily drives around teaching kids about mutation
pocky_slash: ahahahahha aaaaaahhhhhhh CHARLES
pocky_slash: I want a fic where there's like, team-building
and working on silent communication and shit
and Charles is like, "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" and Moira is like, "Yeah, you can't be on Erik's team, honey. Or Raven's."
And she sets up like, a scavenger hunt for them.
And Charles is like, "THIS WILL BE SO EASY" and it's him and Hank and Sean and Darwin vs Erik and Alex and Raven and Angel
And it's just an epic shitshow
littledust: LOL THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
god, Moira is going to have to join Charles's team just so they have a chance
Darwin can't carry everyone
pocky_slash: MY DAD IS TRYING TO TALK THROUGH THE MANLY CRYING
10:15 PM
THIS IS SERIOUSLY
LIKE I JUST CAN'T
I FORGET THAT THIS IS JUST SUPER GAY
"THERE'S GOOD IN YOU, I'VE FELT IT"
littledust: LMAO BLESS YOUR DAD
WHY DON'T THEY TENDERLY BRUSH AWAY EACH OTHER'S TEARS GOD
THEY WANT TO
pocky_slash: THEY TOTALLY DO
pocky_slash: NO, BB!HANK, NO
DON'T
10:18 PM
UGH NO STOP
BB!HANK
STOP
BB!HANK STOP IT STOP
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BB!HANK
pocky_slash: Oh god, the "I'm not gonna stop Shaw, I'm gonna kill him" and Charles' face afterwards.
LIke, "I KNOW THAT, you DICK, I'm just trying to be POLITE."
Ripping hair out. JUST LOVE EACH OTHER
littledust: CHARLES
just kiss him
pocky_slash: SERIOUSLY
littledust: I know you're terrible at feelings but he's worse
pocky_slash: CHARLES' FACE
AT "Or is it your arrogance?"
JUST LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU ASSHOLES
GOD
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE???? I CAN'T WRITE YOU FIX-IT FICS FOREVER.
(Yes I can.)
littledust: (yes. yes it's so true.)
pocky_slash: Still amused by the purple turtleneck and Raven and Moira's dresses.
Also, Charles looks SO PRETTY at the beach
you think the fact that he looks SO PRETTY would be a sufficient deterrent for Erik.
10:30 PM
littledust: right, Erik? I know the PTSD makes boners difficult, but have you SEEN Charles?
pocky_slash: LEGIT. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe it's SO DISTRACTING that he can't thinks straight so he overcompensates?
littledust: every time Erik has a distracting thought about Charles, he vows to kill another human
that's how he transitions to genocide so quickly
pocky_slash: I think you've SOLVED THE MOVIE.
littledust: by our powers combined, we've made the ending make sense.
pocky_slash: ::high-five!::
littledust: :D
pocky_slash: They're going to rub against each other on the ceiling of the jet any second now!
littledust: dla;sfjdkl;safjlkd;asjf
why has neither of us written JET PORN?
pocky_slash: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?
And the rest was pretty much just, "CHARLES, SHUT UP!" and "ERIK, YOU DICK!" over and over again. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED. Now I'm going to bed because I'm going into the city tomorrow and thus need to be awake at a decent hour. GOOD NIGHT.