tales from cardigan central part 423452

Sep 24, 2012 21:13

pocky_slash: "I think it would be awkward for Obama to sit between me and whoever I bring to dinner. What if i want to talk to them?"
mcwonthelottery: "Just text them across the table."
pocky_slash: "'Shut up, Obama, I have to tweet this.'"
mcwonthelottery: "He'd probably be cool with that. He'd understand. 'It's okay, I'm gonna email everyone I know and invite them to dinner tomorrow night.'"
pocky_slash: "Wouldn't it be great if the emails actually WERE from Obama but no one knew because we all automatically delete them? 'Guys! Come on! No one showed up for dinner last night! I spent all night setting up all these chairs!'"
mcwonthelottery: "'I set up chairs for AMERICA? Do you know how much chicken I have? I'm gonna be eating chicken forever!'"

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