tales from cardigan central (special guest brilligspoons) part 32o4u890
Kait: "Mutants in a Field is 1600 words long. Mutants at the Farmer's Market and then a diner being flirty and then Erik is mean to a guy in public is also 1600 words long."
Becca: "You need to come up with some better titles. I would never read Mutants in a Field. Mutants in a Grove? MAYBE."
Kait: "What about Mutants in an Orchard? That's where they really are."
Becca: "In a heartbeat."
Margaret: "What about Mutants in a Swamp?"
Becca: "No. Ew. Who would want to read about Mutants in a Swamp? They'd be like, 'Eeewwww! My mutant shoes are dirty!' One of the Blue Ones is like, 'There's mud in my fur!' The One They Push Off Things is like, 'Please don't push me in the mud!'"
Kait: "Thank you for writing a sequel to your fic 'Charles and Erik are the Worst Dads Ever.'"
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In other news, my userpic add on expired and now all my icons are gone including my mutant icons D: D: D: D: EVERYTHING IS THE WORST. I WILL HAVE NO MUTANT ICONS UNTIL AFTER CON D: D: D: D: D:
Becca: "You need to come up with some better titles. I would never read Mutants in a Field. Mutants in a Grove? MAYBE."
Kait: "What about Mutants in an Orchard? That's where they really are."
Becca: "In a heartbeat."
Margaret: "What about Mutants in a Swamp?"
Becca: "No. Ew. Who would want to read about Mutants in a Swamp? They'd be like, 'Eeewwww! My mutant shoes are dirty!' One of the Blue Ones is like, 'There's mud in my fur!' The One They Push Off Things is like, 'Please don't push me in the mud!'"
Kait: "Thank you for writing a sequel to your fic 'Charles and Erik are the Worst Dads Ever.'"
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In other news, my userpic add on expired and now all my icons are gone including my mutant icons D: D: D: D: EVERYTHING IS THE WORST. I WILL HAVE NO MUTANT ICONS UNTIL AFTER CON D: D: D: D: D: