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Not My Fandom Fest!

Oct 14, 2010 18:33

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Made-Up Fandom pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:39:13 UTC

This is a fandom with dinosaurs and cupcakes and it's amazing!

My Untitled Fic About T-Rexes pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:39:36 UTC

It's awesome. They eat cake.

My Untitled Fic About T-Rexes Part 2 pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:40:02 UTC

Now they have stomachaches.

My Addendum to Kait's Untitled Fic About T-Rexes momebie October 15 2010, 02:13:00 UTC

They really wish they hadn't eaten so much cake. They want to go swimming. They slip into their swim trunks hang out by the pool, dangling their feet over the edge.

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Battlestar Galactica (2006) pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:40:22 UTC

A group of dysfunctional people are chased by their pissed-off children. In Space!

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Re: Are these the kids with glowing red faces, or the ones who look like humans? insomniac_tales October 16 2010, 01:22:57 UTC

I only watched a few episodes of BSG (for some reason I couldn't much get into it), but yes. This. :D

Battlestar Galactica (what is this 2006 bsnss?) bazcat89 October 16 2010, 16:00:43 UTC

A blond woman who may be named Starbuck rushed into a room looking purposeful and vaguely pissed off. She punched someone in the face, looked pleased with herself, and left. Two attractive men--one shirtless, and one in a towel--drooled silently in their lust for her. Little did they know that after exiting the room, Starbuck had turned into a pigeon.

Elsewhere, another blonde woman in a really fab red dress was in some guy's head because of God or whatever. And then someone's wife was a Cylon and no one knew what to do and someone else had a half Cylon baby who is secretly Eve. Chaos ensued.

And then at the very end, they were all Neanderthals and the shirtless guy in a towel was left all by himself while his daddy ran off to bury Laura Roslin. Fangirls sobbed.

Also, something about technology being bad and that Bob Dylan song.

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Being Human pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:40:40 UTC

A recovering addict, a neurotic in denial, and a woman with serious confidence issues share a house in Bristol.

Because clearly it's what happened after Dead Like Me sabinelagrande October 15 2010, 05:04:08 UTC

"This is what's beyond the lights?" Mason said. "This is bullshit."

Re: Because clearly it's what happened after Dead Like Me sunnyrea October 17 2010, 14:56:26 UTC

Fucking win

...I have no idea joking October 15 2010, 19:45:57 UTC

"So, hang on a second," said Russell Tovey. "If you're a ghost, why do you need a place to live? It's not like you can sleep in a bed. Wouldn't you just phase right through? Also, how are you going to pay rent? How does a ghost earn money anyway?"

"Yeah, at least he pays his share of the rent," said the vampire. "He has to take full moons off, but he has a job and everything."

"Fine, I don't want to live in your stupid house anyway," said the ghost. "It's not as if I'd ever get any sunlight in there, and your curtains are too ugly to be drawn all day long."

"You're think you're so great?" said Russell Tovey. "I got to hook up with Jack Harkness in another British show, so there."

"Even I could score with Jack Harkness, and I'm not even corporeal," said the ghost. "And you there, vampire, stop reaching through me to get the blood out of the fridge. It's creepy."

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Bones pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:42:16 UTC

A gorgeous but socially clueless genius anthropologist solves murders involving really icky decomposition with a street-smart and equally gorgeous wisecracking FBI agent. UST ensues. They are helped by a socially retarded supergenius, a conspiracy-theorist slime expert, and a good-hearted, free-spirited artist.

Re: Bones oliveoyl October 15 2010, 04:56:35 UTC

"David Boreanaz, stop being so relaxed," said Temperance Brennan. "Murder scenes are very serious ( ... )

Re: Bones bobthemole October 15 2010, 05:03:33 UTC

Pitch. Perfect.

Re: Bones insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 05:11:55 UTC

I saw this same thing play out on the X-files. Maybe there will be a Bones movie. And in the movie they will bone.

:D Well done!

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.Buffy the Vampire Slayer pocky_slash October 14 2010, 22:45:54 UTC

A cheerleader, a nerd, a slacker and the school librarian fight the horrors of American High School while their lives turn into a soap opera. Beloved people die with depressing regularity.

What am I doing? fiwen1010 October 15 2010, 07:25:48 UTC

Slacker caught the ball on the rebound and threw it again. "Hey, Cheerleader."

"What?" she asked, punctuating it with a pop of her gum rather than a question mark.

"You got a boyfriend yet?"

"A... no, I've not got a boyfriend this week," she turned her attention back to her nails.

"You'd better have a girlfriend then, cos it's Tuesday tomorrow," he pointed at the calendar, on which all the Tuesdays were marked in red. "And it's either a girlfriend or your mom."

The librarian's head snapped up and he coughed pointedly. "Why don't you get a girlfriend, rather than having Cheerleader be the one to lose someone every week?"

"Who'd date me?" Slacker asked angstily. "I'm cool, but none of the girls will come anywhere near me. And it's not like you or Nerd is going to pull any time soon."

"It'll have to be Token Lesbian, then," Cheerleader sighed. "We need a Jock to spread the load."

The next day, everyone found out about Slacker's secret boyfriend. Because he died.

Re: What am I doing? demoerin October 15 2010, 19:10:46 UTC

The bizarre thing is that it kind of feels like something that COULD happen in Buffy! They got a little metatextual that way.

Re: What am I doing? agnes_bean October 15 2010, 23:43:24 UTC

"Dawn's in trouble, must be Tuesday" :)

(Which is to say: Agreed!")

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