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Re: Bones oliveoyl October 15 2010, 04:56:35 UTC

"David Boreanaz, stop being so relaxed," said Temperance Brennan. "Murder scenes are very serious."

"I think my name is Seely," said David Boreanaz. "And yours is Temperance. Temperance. Did you arrive here on the Mayflower? Is your dad Cotton Mather?"

"I do not understand the subtle witty nuances of your conversation!" cried Temperance. "I am very literal, but hot enough for it to be cute instead of irritating."

"You are pretty hot," murmured David Boreanaz, reaching over to brush a strand of hair away from Temperance's face with a feather-light touch. She jerked away.

"This can never be, David Boreanaz," she said seriously. "I have no idea why but I'm fairly certain about this. After all, everyone wants us to get together so badly that there must be a pretty good reason why we can't. Maybe I just couldn't handle your wisecracking. Maybe I don't want to compete with Buffy."

"Hey, you're not perfect either!" protested David Boreanaz. "Your nickname is Bones. Perhaps during lovemaking I would picture you as the doctor from Star Trek."

They both paused to consider that image, but neither looked too grossed out.

"Be with me!" David Boreanaz continued. Their audience leaned forward, waiting, as the distance between their adorable faces lessened and lessened...

"NO," said Temperance.

"FUCK," said the audience.

Then they solved a crime.

Re: Bones bobthemole October 15 2010, 05:03:33 UTC

Pitch. Perfect.

Re: Bones insomniac_tales October 15 2010, 05:11:55 UTC

I saw this same thing play out on the X-files. Maybe there will be a Bones movie. And in the movie they will bone.

:D Well done!

Re: Bones darkest_light October 15 2010, 06:08:22 UTC

So much love.

Re: Bones lefaym October 15 2010, 09:02:09 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA. I have never seen this show, and this is exactly how I imagine it too! :D

Re: Bones such_heights October 15 2010, 11:33:24 UTC

THIS IS AMAZING.

Re: Bones pocky_slash October 15 2010, 14:35:19 UTC

This entirely summarizes everything I know about Bones. Except that also, Stephen Fry is sometimes there. GOOD WORK XD

Re: Bones cold_feets October 15 2010, 15:13:52 UTC

This is spot on as far as I've been ever to glean. And also why I can't bring myself to watch this show. Well done! XD

Re: Bones menomegirl October 15 2010, 18:13:49 UTC

LMAO! I don't watch Bones but this is just too freaking funny!!!!!

Re: Bones penny_lane_42 October 15 2010, 18:52:26 UTC

LOVE. IT!

Re: Bones mercuriazs October 15 2010, 19:04:32 UTC

SHRIEK.

Well played!

Re: Bones verying October 15 2010, 19:52:56 UTC

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. ♥

Re: Bones padrejose October 15 2010, 21:42:39 UTC

hahhaaaha. this is so perfect!

Re: Bones agnes_bean October 15 2010, 23:21:37 UTC

This is both hilarious and exactly everything I know about Bones. Great!

Re: Bones wemblee October 16 2010, 00:56:44 UTC

I have never seen Bones, but I am going to assume that this is exactly what every episode is like. (You are amazing. <3333)

Re: Bones olympia_m October 16 2010, 17:39:31 UTC

SO, SO TRUE!!!!

lol

thank you!!!!!

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