this is a birthday post.
Today is April 1.
Today is krabapple's birthday.
That makes today awesome, because krabapple is awesome.
(I am teaching you IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS here, okay? Pay attention.)
Here are some things about krabapple: She is smarter than me. She is nicer than me. She is the Utahraptor to my T-Rex (seriously, read some dinosaur comics and tell me that is not true). She is a cyborg. She has a hook for a hand.
(I may have made those last two up.)
She loves John Sheppard! Guys, Jenny loves John Sheppard. Jenny makes ME love John Sheppard. Not that I didn't love him to start with, but she reminds me that he is ridiculous. REMEMBER HOW HE HAD A PONY? REMEMBER HOW HE ADDS LIKE FIFTEEN EXTRA VOWELS TO RODNEY'S NAME WHEN HE IS WHINING? REMEMBER WHEN HE BROUGHT A HOT YOUNGER DUDE TO HIS DAD'S FUNERAL? REMEMBER WHEN HE RAN INTO THE JUMPER'S SHIELD IN "THE DEFIANT ONE?"
Hahaha, I maybe still laugh at that last one some times.
But, enough about John Sheppard. This is a post about Jenny.
All kidding aside, Jenny is fucking awesome, guys. She puts up with a lot of craziness from me, and yet still voluntarily seems to want to spend time with me. We can be ridiculous and bitter and vindictive with each other. We can read badfic out loud. Guys, this is how awesome she is: when we went on vacation a week after Children of Earth, she pretty much listened to me bitch about it for a week straight, AND SHE IS NOT EVEN IN TORCHWOOD FANDOM.
I was going to write some John/Rodney (old school John/Rodney--SEASON ONE John/Rodney) for this occasion, but I got distracted by being sick (she knows how that goes) and then a crazy epic AU kidfic. Um. So, let's say I'm writing that in her honor. Because she is my partner in crazy kidfic.
krabapple is the best. She is my favorite. And I love her. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Today is krabapple's birthday.
That makes today awesome, because krabapple is awesome.
(I am teaching you IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS here, okay? Pay attention.)
Here are some things about krabapple: She is smarter than me. She is nicer than me. She is the Utahraptor to my T-Rex (seriously, read some dinosaur comics and tell me that is not true). She is a cyborg. She has a hook for a hand.
(I may have made those last two up.)
She loves John Sheppard! Guys, Jenny loves John Sheppard. Jenny makes ME love John Sheppard. Not that I didn't love him to start with, but she reminds me that he is ridiculous. REMEMBER HOW HE HAD A PONY? REMEMBER HOW HE ADDS LIKE FIFTEEN EXTRA VOWELS TO RODNEY'S NAME WHEN HE IS WHINING? REMEMBER WHEN HE BROUGHT A HOT YOUNGER DUDE TO HIS DAD'S FUNERAL? REMEMBER WHEN HE RAN INTO THE JUMPER'S SHIELD IN "THE DEFIANT ONE?"
Hahaha, I maybe still laugh at that last one some times.
But, enough about John Sheppard. This is a post about Jenny.
All kidding aside, Jenny is fucking awesome, guys. She puts up with a lot of craziness from me, and yet still voluntarily seems to want to spend time with me. We can be ridiculous and bitter and vindictive with each other. We can read badfic out loud. Guys, this is how awesome she is: when we went on vacation a week after Children of Earth, she pretty much listened to me bitch about it for a week straight, AND SHE IS NOT EVEN IN TORCHWOOD FANDOM.
I was going to write some John/Rodney (old school John/Rodney--SEASON ONE John/Rodney) for this occasion, but I got distracted by being sick (she knows how that goes) and then a crazy epic AU kidfic. Um. So, let's say I'm writing that in her honor. Because she is my partner in crazy kidfic.
krabapple is the best. She is my favorite. And I love her. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!