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Shark Attack 3: Now with more Howard Dean

Feb 13, 2010 22:20

pocky_slash: Once again, I think you said everything funny while I was like, "... my couch smells like beer."

( Kait and Becca watch Shark Attack 3: MEGALODON )

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leiascully February 14 2010, 03:29:08 UTC

I wish I could watch movies with you guys.

pocky_slash February 14 2010, 03:42:32 UTC

We wish other people could too. They deserve for our coolness to rub off on them.

leiascully February 14 2010, 03:54:31 UTC

I need a coolness boost!

solsticezero February 14 2010, 03:33:37 UTC

I never, ever want to see this movie, but now I don't have to, and you guys are goddamn hilarious.

pocky_slash February 14 2010, 03:42:10 UTC

Becca says, "I can't believe you don't want to see this movie."

I CONCUR. What about the part where they throw all the grenades at the shark without pulling the pins first? What about this?

solsticezero February 14 2010, 03:51:31 UTC

OH. MY. GOD. It looks like the greenscreen effects on The Colbert Report.

WHY DID THEY THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

pocky_slash February 14 2010, 03:59:28 UTC

IT IS AMAZING. IT EATS AN ENTIRE BOAT. WITH BARROWMAN'S EQUIVALENT OF MOZZIE ON IT. Then, if you notice, at the beginning of the clip, its mouth is as big as a dude, but immediately afterward, its mouth is as big as a raft full of ten dudes.

neurotictealeaf February 14 2010, 03:47:37 UTC

"It's just, the way I normally think about Barrowman, when he says something like, 'If it comes down to it, I'm taking it out,' I imagine it ending a little bit differently. Just as horrifically, though."

I'm almost sure that this is how the fucking of pumpkins and other gourds begins.

pocky_slash February 14 2010, 03:58:04 UTC

IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.

rexluscus February 14 2010, 03:52:47 UTC

(re: the pussy line): "Wow. Nothing could have prepared me for how awful that was."

I saw that bit on YouTube once, and I was fully prepared since it was in a montage that announced it as the worst line in cinema history etc. etc. - and yet I still did a comical spit-take and made a O____o face. That line is bulletproof, man.

Is it really Howard Dean? Tell me it's really Howard Dean.

pocky_slash February 14 2010, 03:57:23 UTC

My spit take happened early on when Becca correctly predicted the next terrible line in the movie as a joke. My couch smells like beer, still. I had to change clothes.

Tragically, it is not really Howard Dean... THAT WE KNOW OF. He probably would have been a better actor than the guy who played him, though. Definitely a better actor than the woman. And probably Barrowman.

rexluscus February 14 2010, 05:34:17 UTC

You know what? I think John Barrowman and GDL need to do their next shitty film together. That way, we only have to watch one.

claireoujisama February 14 2010, 04:54:42 UTC

Have you ever seen the interview John did with Jonathan Ross that mentions this movie? I'm not sure what was more hilarious, John's expression when describing THAT LINE or the way Emma Thompson can't stop laughing hysterically over it. XD (The bit in question is around 7:20 here, though the entire interview is hilarious. I remember watching it when it first aired, and deciding I'd never watch that movie as I'd already seen everything worth laughing at already...)