Sherlock Holmes needed more dinosaur rides
pocky_slash: You said all the funny things. I just talked about having sex with dinosaurs like sixteen times.
pocky_slash: "What is this movie about? Explosions?"
mcwonthelottery: "All of these movies are about explosions."
mcwonthelottery: "Maybe it's a human hand!"
pocky_slash: "Let me just check."
mcwonthelottery: "Nope!"
pocky_slash: "Why are they running from Tucker Mitchell Francis Wilson?"
pocky_slash: "So Holmes is picking flowers while Watson sexually propositions the dinosaur?"
mcwonthelottery: "Pretty much."
pocky_slash: "Huh. This movie just got a whole lot sexier."
mcwonthelottery: "He's like, 'Hey Dinosaur! Free moustache rides!'"
pocky_slash: "I'm kind of uncomfortably attracted to GDL's nose."
mcwonthelottery: "That's an important part of the mustache ride."
mcwonthelottery: "Dear Diary, today I met a dinosaur. She was wonderful."
mcwonthelottery: "The telephone was just invented six years ago, but you have a call on one. And, check this shit--it's one with a handset."
mcwonthelottery: "Meanwhile, he's not even talking into anything, just talking at the wall."
mcwonthelottery: "This phone stuff really bothers me."
pocky_slash: "I noticed."
pocky_slash: "Oh, that mustache. It's like he was trying really hard to grow facial hair and the mustache was all that would pop out. He really wants to combat his little babyface, but he just needs to accept he's stuck with it."
mcwonthelottery: "The other day I was at a convenience store and the guy at the counter could have been anywhere between sixteen and thirty-five. It was fucking creepy."
pocky_slash: "I feel like this is the epic love story of everyone and Tucker Mitchell Francis Wilson. Or maybe that's the movie going on in my head. That one is much better. It has more hot man-on-dinosaur action."
pocky_slash: "It's like Watson is 17 and going through his first growth spurt. 'Dad, I don't think this waistcoat fits anymore.'"
mcwonthelottery: "'We'll get another year out of it then get you a new one. We can't afford to get a new waistcoat every 6 months. You're just trying to impress that dinosaur!'"
pocky_slash: "You didn't miss much. They were in a warehouse crawling in dirt or something. Watson didn't understand something and Holmes explained it to him like an idiot. It reminds me of that Kate Beaton comic where Watson loves jam."
pocky_slash: "Why are all those candles lit? It's daytime and also no one is in that room."
mcwonthelottery: "Do you know how hard it is to light candles with tiny t-rex arms? I'd fucking leave them lit all day, too."
pocky_slash: "But he can breathe fire!"
mcwonthelottery: "That just ruins the whole candle! God, Kait, be logical!"
mcwonthelottery: "They were in a room and it filled with poisonous gas. Then Holmes fell through a hole in the floor and he was like, 'Get down here, Watson!' and Watson was like, 'No! That is a fucking tiny hole!' Then he fucking went through the hole anyway."
pocky_slash: "You should do those subtitle things for the blind."
mcwonthelottery: "His whole relationship has been a lie. you can see the exact moment his heart breaks."
pocky_slash: "He calls the Armless Hipster to apologize, but the Armless Hipster doesn't pick up. Because he doesn't have arms."
mcwonthelottery: "He's just screaming at the phone, 'I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!' Greg Holden is sitting there with a bottle of vodka. 'Oh just ignore it. I'll buy you eggs tomorrow and feed them to you.'"
mcwonthelottery: "It's a Cyberman! It's a fucking steampunk Cyberman. He's like, '....Lisa?' The dinosaur is like, 'THAT'S whose name you were calling out!'"
pocky_slash: "Wait, did he just say something about his penis that I missed?"
mcwonthelottery: "Yes."
pocky_slash: "(re: Hot air balloon)What? The fuck? I mean, what?"
mcwonthelottery: "How else are you going to chase a flying metal dragon?"
pocky_slash: "Is he going to ride the dinosaur? Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please! It's all I want from this movie!"
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Now we're moving onto SHARK ATTACK 3. We had to take a White Collar break in between.
pocky_slash: "What is this movie about? Explosions?"
mcwonthelottery: "All of these movies are about explosions."
mcwonthelottery: "Maybe it's a human hand!"
pocky_slash: "Let me just check."
mcwonthelottery: "Nope!"
pocky_slash: "Why are they running from Tucker Mitchell Francis Wilson?"
pocky_slash: "So Holmes is picking flowers while Watson sexually propositions the dinosaur?"
mcwonthelottery: "Pretty much."
pocky_slash: "Huh. This movie just got a whole lot sexier."
mcwonthelottery: "He's like, 'Hey Dinosaur! Free moustache rides!'"
pocky_slash: "I'm kind of uncomfortably attracted to GDL's nose."
mcwonthelottery: "That's an important part of the mustache ride."
mcwonthelottery: "Dear Diary, today I met a dinosaur. She was wonderful."
mcwonthelottery: "The telephone was just invented six years ago, but you have a call on one. And, check this shit--it's one with a handset."
mcwonthelottery: "Meanwhile, he's not even talking into anything, just talking at the wall."
mcwonthelottery: "This phone stuff really bothers me."
pocky_slash: "I noticed."
pocky_slash: "Oh, that mustache. It's like he was trying really hard to grow facial hair and the mustache was all that would pop out. He really wants to combat his little babyface, but he just needs to accept he's stuck with it."
mcwonthelottery: "The other day I was at a convenience store and the guy at the counter could have been anywhere between sixteen and thirty-five. It was fucking creepy."
pocky_slash: "I feel like this is the epic love story of everyone and Tucker Mitchell Francis Wilson. Or maybe that's the movie going on in my head. That one is much better. It has more hot man-on-dinosaur action."
pocky_slash: "It's like Watson is 17 and going through his first growth spurt. 'Dad, I don't think this waistcoat fits anymore.'"
mcwonthelottery: "'We'll get another year out of it then get you a new one. We can't afford to get a new waistcoat every 6 months. You're just trying to impress that dinosaur!'"
pocky_slash: "You didn't miss much. They were in a warehouse crawling in dirt or something. Watson didn't understand something and Holmes explained it to him like an idiot. It reminds me of that Kate Beaton comic where Watson loves jam."
pocky_slash: "Why are all those candles lit? It's daytime and also no one is in that room."
mcwonthelottery: "Do you know how hard it is to light candles with tiny t-rex arms? I'd fucking leave them lit all day, too."
pocky_slash: "But he can breathe fire!"
mcwonthelottery: "That just ruins the whole candle! God, Kait, be logical!"
mcwonthelottery: "They were in a room and it filled with poisonous gas. Then Holmes fell through a hole in the floor and he was like, 'Get down here, Watson!' and Watson was like, 'No! That is a fucking tiny hole!' Then he fucking went through the hole anyway."
pocky_slash: "You should do those subtitle things for the blind."
mcwonthelottery: "His whole relationship has been a lie. you can see the exact moment his heart breaks."
pocky_slash: "He calls the Armless Hipster to apologize, but the Armless Hipster doesn't pick up. Because he doesn't have arms."
mcwonthelottery: "He's just screaming at the phone, 'I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!' Greg Holden is sitting there with a bottle of vodka. 'Oh just ignore it. I'll buy you eggs tomorrow and feed them to you.'"
mcwonthelottery: "It's a Cyberman! It's a fucking steampunk Cyberman. He's like, '....Lisa?' The dinosaur is like, 'THAT'S whose name you were calling out!'"
pocky_slash: "Wait, did he just say something about his penis that I missed?"
mcwonthelottery: "Yes."
pocky_slash: "(re: Hot air balloon)What? The fuck? I mean, what?"
mcwonthelottery: "How else are you going to chase a flying metal dragon?"
pocky_slash: "Is he going to ride the dinosaur? Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please! It's all I want from this movie!"
***
Now we're moving onto SHARK ATTACK 3. We had to take a White Collar break in between.