i really need to be in bed
Kait: Why am I sexually attracted to Rodney McKay?
Dani: Because he doesn't exist?
Kait: If he did, I probably wouldn't know what to do with him. I'd be like, "....you have a penis. I don't know what to do with that." And he'd say some creepy old man thing like, "I can show you what to do with it!" and it would totally creep me out. I'd be like, "Okay, you know what, I'm going to go sleep with Sam Carter now." I'd break Rodney McKay's poor little heart.
Dani: I'd sleep with him to make him feel better.
Dani: Because he doesn't exist?
Kait: If he did, I probably wouldn't know what to do with him. I'd be like, "....you have a penis. I don't know what to do with that." And he'd say some creepy old man thing like, "I can show you what to do with it!" and it would totally creep me out. I'd be like, "Okay, you know what, I'm going to go sleep with Sam Carter now." I'd break Rodney McKay's poor little heart.
Dani: I'd sleep with him to make him feel better.