oh, married to the sea, you are awesome.
Instead of talking about how awesome Patches is, I'm going to link to a Married to the Sea comic.
marriedtothesea.com
See? I do like other web comics. I can't stop laughing at that. Seriously, it's not even close to how funny my favourite is. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I'm on the verge of being stoned again. Oh, mouth. Will you ever stop hurting?
Relatedly, I plan to spend what is hopefully one of my last nights of being crazy with pills on reading terrible, terrible fanfiction. I feel as though it will be ten times funnier if I am stoned senseless. WE SHALL SEE. I WILL REPORT BACK.
Also, I tweaked my userinfo and changed my default icon. Remember this guy? He used to be orange. I changed him to blue. I don't know why! But if you don't remember him, don't worry. He was my default icon about four or five years ago. My LJ was orange and blue. It was awesome!
Heh. I kept typing "f" instead of "s" and I had to fix it a million times trying to write awesome. It was kind of funny. I laughed out loud. Wow, I think maybe that pill is working faster than I thought it would.
But there was something else I was going to write about and I don't remember what it was. I think it had something to do with threesomes. And lesbians. I really can't remember, damn, I kind of wanted to. Um.
OH HEY THIS IS AWESOME. so, originally the guy who made all those funny sounds in the Police Academy movies was going to host Culture Shock this year but he cancelled so people from UCB are doing it instead! ISN'T THAT AWESOME? I'm so excited, which is okay because I don't know any of the usic, like usual. I don't even know any of the Culture Shock music except for the year Thurston Moore played and I don't even like him, Brendan is just obsessed with Sonic Youth. Brendan always knows the people playing at Culture Shock because he likes music and all. I like music too, just not the kind of music they book for Culture Shock, you know?
Also, there is going to be an ice cream tent which is awesome because I can't drink so I might as well have ice cream, right? I mean, I don't normally drink too much, but I have a lot of liquor from when I was fired from my job and I thought maybe I'd indulge for Culture Shock this year but I guess I can't because of the pills and everything. Which is okay. It's funnny, though, because the pills make me way way way worse than alcohol does. I don't like it, though. I mean, it's nic enot being in pain and stuff, but I feel so floaty and weird and kind of shakey and if this is what it's like to do drugs than I'm glad I don't. (That's right, I don't do drugs and I never have. I know I"m lame, but... yeah. I don't care. I AM HIGH ON LIFE and right now percocet, but usually just life and sometimes like, teevee and other stuff that I like.)
Hey, wow, this entry is much longer than I was giong to make it. I was just going to post that comic, but then I started writing and I guess I had all this stuff to say! I didn't think I had a lot of stuff to say before, but I guess you never know!
I really like the dinosaur in my icon. He's so cute. I like dinosaurs a lot, guys. There are a lot of them in my room and also on my wall and my door. I have a doorhanger I got from Michael's that's a foam dinosaur and I love him so much. He is purple and EVIL even though he's a plant-eater dinosaur (I don't know how to spell the other word for it. I'm really bad at spelling. I always have been. I was just telling Alex about it earlier because I was so bad in elementary school that I got pity-stickers on the spelling test chart because I had the least amount of 100s on spelling tests of anyone in the class, even the ESL kids. And I thinkt hat my teacher felt bad because I was in the advanced reading class and GRO and stuff and still couldn't spell. I still can't spell.). He has evil eyes.
Wow, anyway, I think I'm going to read really bad fanfiction now. I openmed some stuff up before I took my pills because I thought maybe I would get distracted once I did. I hope it's really funny!
marriedtothesea.com
See? I do like other web comics. I can't stop laughing at that. Seriously, it's not even close to how funny my favourite is. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I'm on the verge of being stoned again. Oh, mouth. Will you ever stop hurting?
Relatedly, I plan to spend what is hopefully one of my last nights of being crazy with pills on reading terrible, terrible fanfiction. I feel as though it will be ten times funnier if I am stoned senseless. WE SHALL SEE. I WILL REPORT BACK.
Also, I tweaked my userinfo and changed my default icon. Remember this guy? He used to be orange. I changed him to blue. I don't know why! But if you don't remember him, don't worry. He was my default icon about four or five years ago. My LJ was orange and blue. It was awesome!
Heh. I kept typing "f" instead of "s" and I had to fix it a million times trying to write awesome. It was kind of funny. I laughed out loud. Wow, I think maybe that pill is working faster than I thought it would.
But there was something else I was going to write about and I don't remember what it was. I think it had something to do with threesomes. And lesbians. I really can't remember, damn, I kind of wanted to. Um.
OH HEY THIS IS AWESOME. so, originally the guy who made all those funny sounds in the Police Academy movies was going to host Culture Shock this year but he cancelled so people from UCB are doing it instead! ISN'T THAT AWESOME? I'm so excited, which is okay because I don't know any of the usic, like usual. I don't even know any of the Culture Shock music except for the year Thurston Moore played and I don't even like him, Brendan is just obsessed with Sonic Youth. Brendan always knows the people playing at Culture Shock because he likes music and all. I like music too, just not the kind of music they book for Culture Shock, you know?
Also, there is going to be an ice cream tent which is awesome because I can't drink so I might as well have ice cream, right? I mean, I don't normally drink too much, but I have a lot of liquor from when I was fired from my job and I thought maybe I'd indulge for Culture Shock this year but I guess I can't because of the pills and everything. Which is okay. It's funnny, though, because the pills make me way way way worse than alcohol does. I don't like it, though. I mean, it's nic enot being in pain and stuff, but I feel so floaty and weird and kind of shakey and if this is what it's like to do drugs than I'm glad I don't. (That's right, I don't do drugs and I never have. I know I"m lame, but... yeah. I don't care. I AM HIGH ON LIFE and right now percocet, but usually just life and sometimes like, teevee and other stuff that I like.)
Hey, wow, this entry is much longer than I was giong to make it. I was just going to post that comic, but then I started writing and I guess I had all this stuff to say! I didn't think I had a lot of stuff to say before, but I guess you never know!
I really like the dinosaur in my icon. He's so cute. I like dinosaurs a lot, guys. There are a lot of them in my room and also on my wall and my door. I have a doorhanger I got from Michael's that's a foam dinosaur and I love him so much. He is purple and EVIL even though he's a plant-eater dinosaur (I don't know how to spell the other word for it. I'm really bad at spelling. I always have been. I was just telling Alex about it earlier because I was so bad in elementary school that I got pity-stickers on the spelling test chart because I had the least amount of 100s on spelling tests of anyone in the class, even the ESL kids. And I thinkt hat my teacher felt bad because I was in the advanced reading class and GRO and stuff and still couldn't spell. I still can't spell.). He has evil eyes.
Wow, anyway, I think I'm going to read really bad fanfiction now. I openmed some stuff up before I took my pills because I thought maybe I would get distracted once I did. I hope it's really funny!