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So today at work the hottest guy ever came into CPK....now i mean sooo hot to the point that every girl no matter if they like punkrock all the way to pretty boy was checking him out. now you have to remember that no one really good looking (male) comes into my cpk at least, hopefully that will change at the huntington location but anways....OF ALL THE DAYS THAT THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS comes in....is yup! the day that i am hungover lookin like absolute shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! serioulsy fuck me...what did i do to deserve this punishment....i mean hot guys NEVER come in and the one day they do i am outa comission...
BOTTOM LINE...let me break it down for you....if you are hot dont go eat out period...hah...here is why....servers talk about everyone and they make fun of each others tables and best of all check out each others tables....there is really no good way to flirt with someone when you are in a ridiculously ugly uniform that even anna nicole smith wouldnt wear when she was drugged up, yeao-ed out and as big as bird chomp chomp....i mean girls in ties may be hot if it is PRETTY WOMAN STYLE but not the way we are forced to wear them...so the moral of the story is ...if you are HOT and eat out a lot just remember you need to subtract the overall appearance from many servers in shitty uniforms before making a decision....
* and no i am not sayin this because i got turned down or rejected because i just stood in the back saying over and over agin...i think i love table 20...i think i love table 20! hah
BOTTOM LINE...let me break it down for you....if you are hot dont go eat out period...hah...here is why....servers talk about everyone and they make fun of each others tables and best of all check out each others tables....there is really no good way to flirt with someone when you are in a ridiculously ugly uniform that even anna nicole smith wouldnt wear when she was drugged up, yeao-ed out and as big as bird chomp chomp....i mean girls in ties may be hot if it is PRETTY WOMAN STYLE but not the way we are forced to wear them...so the moral of the story is ...if you are HOT and eat out a lot just remember you need to subtract the overall appearance from many servers in shitty uniforms before making a decision....
* and no i am not sayin this because i got turned down or rejected because i just stood in the back saying over and over agin...i think i love table 20...i think i love table 20! hah